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Lord of Eregion

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I would like to formally apologize😔😔😔

I'm allergic to feeling happy

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Fëanor: My psychiatrist won't listen to me but it's not delusions of grandeur if I can do it

Fëanor: I’ve done it! It’s been done! there's nothing delusional about this?!?

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*based on a real conversation between me and two of my siblings*

Celegorm: where do babies come from?

Maedhros: I don’t know but we found you in a dumpster

Maglor: *nodding sagely* with the raccoons

Celegorm: what! no you didn't!

Maedhros: yes we did, we made Atya and Ammë keep you.

Maglor: and the longer we had you the more you started to be like a little boy instead of a raccoon.

Celegorm: I AM NOT A RACOON!

Maglor: Oh look Nelyo his claws are coming back, we might have to return him.

Maedhros: *picks Celegorm up over his shoulder* Alright lets go

*various sounds of chaos ensue*

Fëanor: *from the other room* I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU TWO TOLD YOUR BROTHER HE'S A RACCON AGAIN

Nerdanel: *at the same time from a different room*: did they tell Telyco we found him in a dumpster again!?!

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D’y’all see my vision?

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Fëanaro sewing little stuffed animals for his sons as babies, because his mother had made him one and he treasures it.

Fëanaro seeing the way his tiny nephew looks longingly at the animal that Makalaurë carries and so sewing Findekano a little eagle all his own.

(Only because he doesn’t want the son of Nolofinwë to steal Makalaurë’s toy, of course. The pleading eyes and bright grin upon receiving the gift have Nothing To Do With It.)

Continuing the tradition for each new child born to the family, until there is a veritable menagerie of stuffed animals.

Idril giving hers to Eärendil, who in turn tucks it into the crib of his sons.

(It is always warm. Warm as though it is lit up by something inside, some feeling that Idril’s great uncle would forever deny. A warmth that had been invaluable on the Ice.)

A soft toy that, though patched and worn, is recognisable to those attacking the children’s home.

A soft toy that, eventually, many millennia later, makes its way back to Valinor. Held in the arms of one who never had such a gift, one who needs the warmth and love that infuses it.

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Time-traveling Galadriel will not let all that sh*t happen again

Galadriel, tying Feanor up and gaging him, before he can speak the oath: Now, uncle Feanaro, all of us are doing this because we care about you, okay? Fingolfin: Except for me. I just wanted to see the look on your face.

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Sometime, somewhere in Mandos:

Celegorm: There's little Tyelpe!

Maedhros: [Ruffles his hair]

Curufin: My baby boy

Amrod & Amras: [Pinch one cheek each]

Feanor: Come give a hug to grandpa!

Celebrimbor: I've been an adult for more than a thousand years, I was lord of my own realm, I'm renowned as the greatest smith of an entire age. And I'm taller than most of you.

Caranthir: Still baby tho.

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Meet again

我又幻想了😭

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Hallo👋

I thought of this silly concept the other day for the rings of power and their creation/creators. Can anyone who can actually draw, draw this? If you feel like it ofc.

I would do it but as you can see, my skills as an artist only go as far as stick figures (barely) drawn in Paint😅 and I "gave" (if we can call 4 lines giving hair) Celebrimbor silver hair cause mostly anyone with Celeb in their name has silver/fair hair 😁

It's a silly little thing really, but thought I'd share anyway ^_^

Have a nice day🎀

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Reading beren and luthien again, forgot about the part where finrod and beren slay a bunch of orcs and “by the arts of felagund their own forms and faces were changed into the likeness of orcs; and thus disguised they came far upon their northward road”

got me thinking - is this saying finrod is skilled in magic in the same kind of ways as galadriel, OR is his “art” more like

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Fëanor & Míriel get more hate for not being perfect victims than Finwë & The Valar get for victimizing them.

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Maglor & Celegorm & Maedhros

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You know, if half of things that happened to Feanor happened to me, I would take an axe and chop down The Trees myself.

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Tolkien art by Anato Finnstark

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!!! Fem!Feanor/Male!Nerdanel ¡¡¡