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“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser

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WE LOVE YOU PEDRO

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No clue if you’re still around - Submitted by: fastman27

#2E3531 #4E6257 #A0AD9C #D8DCCC #F6F7ED

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I don’t think I can stress enough how many people on here need a hobby like 95% of what people refer to as jobless behavior is actually just hobbyless behavior. Take up watercolors or tabletop or join a hiking group or something you probably won’t feel as much of an incessant need to freak out on the internet every day

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when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

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WE NEED TO START TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT BIGENDERISM

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gooodbyee 200 dollars helloo piece of pleastic

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what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

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I have a very impressive ability. I have the power to think about doing a task, and then not do it. the best part is I'm not even having fun, I feel bad the entire time

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so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

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I bought a 30 year old car and drove it cross-country back home. The other day I was taking some of it apart to work on it, and all manner of seeds and other flora that are not indigenous to my region came tumbling out. There was Spanish moss so old it turned to dust when I touched it. This plant matter traveled 3 decades and 2,000 miles to be here with me. How about that huh

this is also modern megafauna dispersal. seeds will be like oh man im so ready to fall off, i have so much food and water saved, if only a very strong and fast creature beyond my comprehension would carry me 2000 miles to a soil patch that looks like this one but different. nothing has changed

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stare

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Leaf Bookmarks // Hammerthreads

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Elvish Leaf Utensils Wrap // Pendragon

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it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar