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master has snatched dobbys wig

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Not you! Your rat!

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can you imagine not being human & just living out your days as a weeping willow, though? beautiful? by the water? unburdened? ideal

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harry potter at age eleven, having just met hagrid:

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“I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters.”

 A novel by me

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If you want to be a Snape fan you have to write bad poetry. I'm sorry I don't make the rules

damn, i thought i could escape this. here goes nothing:

severus snape is short

damn right, he’s hot

in the summer when the sun’s out

and he’s in the great lake, greeting everyone with a shout

severus snape’s hair is fluffy

when he takes care of it, he’s happy

when people describe his hair as greasy

they usually end up deceased

severus snape loves meat and broccoli

sometimes he’ll make room for ravioli

ravioli ravioli why is it so hard for people to accept this

velcro is the thing severus loves most

that’s including his butter and toast

he likes velcro especially on his coat

velcro will always have his vote

am i snape fan now or what?

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Name of Applicant: Newt Scamander. Profession or Occupation: Magizoologist (x) 

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There’s a rumour that Newt Scamander is headed to Paris. I know he’s working under your orders. What do you have to say for yourself, Dumbledore? 

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There’s a rumor that Newt Scamander is headed to Paris. I know he’s working under your orders. What do you have to say for yourself, Dumbledore? Fantastic Beasts The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018) dir. David Yates

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God I love Harry Potter fanfiction.

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Remus John Lupin // Ages 11 - 35

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family portrait, part 3: The Dumbledore Siblings

“I resented it, Harry. I was gifted, I was brilliant. I wanted to escape. I wanted to shine. I wanted glory. Do not misunderstand me. I loved them… but I was selfish… So that, when my mother died, and I was left the responsibility of a damaged sister and a wayward brother, I returned to my village in anger and bitterness. Trapped and wasted, I thought! And then of course, he came […]”

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The Marauders era Ladies

Ravenclaw&Slytherin

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J.K: ok who wrote, “Credence Barebone is queer and in love with Percival Graves” on the wall?

Ezra:

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“Scary Potter” series by Dylan Pierpont

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so ur telling me that former death eaters can become ministry workers head masters and teachers who are constantly around children but a werewolf cant keep a job??? lol okay 

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Hogwarts Heads of Houses: Severus Snape (click images to enlarge) (descriptions source)