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remembering that you inhabit a body and that your physical appearance is inevitably tied into how people perceive you

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“Oh what’s up guys, me here..., uh CVS ooh- in it, also Walgreens si-uh 7/11, been to all the place don’t get it, here’s the thing uh, you got all the same products all the same stuff different prices what’s with with thi- what’s with- what’s th PLA- what’s the cu- GRAY BIG IDEA?”

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I cannot describe to you how good some of the stuff people are making on TikTok is

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Spiderman: Far from Home end credit scene with no context

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If anyone needs an explanation for the biggest trend of the year, this’ll do it.

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Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to storm Area 51, right? Walked right into that Department of Defense ambush, same as us, and that Naruto runner over there.

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I have no excuse for this except Lizzo is a godess and Griffin and Justin using ‘boy’ excessively is peak comedy.

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(Looking at Pokémon cards)

8yo: “Will you trade me for my Pussyduck?”

6yo: “No thank you, I’ve already got a Pussyduck.”

Me: “Guys? Um. Somebody want to spell that one out for me?”

8yo: “P-S-Y-D-U-C-K. Pussyduck.”

Me: “I see. Well, we’re gonna go ahead and call that guy ‘SIGH-duck. SIGH-duck.”

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me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

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area 51 memes anyone

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water sourced from free range dads

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due to personal reasons, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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