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the jennifers bodyisms of tshd have bewitched me

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everyone wake up, new gender just dropped

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my favorite scene in LotR as a kid was when Sam started miserably freestyling in the tower of Cirith Ungol and the only reason he ever found Frodo was because he deliriously tried to join in

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"hurts because i need to move more" and "hurts because i need to not move it at all" should really be different sensations. i should be able to troubleshoot my own body without just picking one and seeing if that makes it worse.

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Superman (2025) — dir. James Gunn

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Gull inspecting two fake eggs and deciding to incubate the larger one By: Thomas D. McAvoy From: Life Nature Library: Animal Behavior 1965

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FUN FACT:

So you know how the Wilhelm Scream is in a ton of films as a soundtrack in-joke? It was popularized by Ben Burtt, who was a sound editor on a ton of ton of Lucas films, like all the Star Wars and Indiana Jones films.

Well, he cameos in Star Wars: Return of the Jedi. That's him there. His only screen time is getting knocked over a rail, and he does an imitation of the Wilhelm scream as he does it.

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happy 10th anniversary of will reciting romeo and juliet to hannibal to those who celebrate! 🥳🎉

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complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips

I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day

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there's been plenty of pushback against youtube's plan to age-check users by using an AI to analyze everyone's watching habits, but amidst that, i spotted this playlist circulating among some teens:

(picture is a reconstruction to protect the kids identity)

interesting! they're trying to trick the AI by watching videos that have a primarily adult viewer demographic? well im a curious fella so naturally i have to take a look-see, and

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Part 1 > Part 2 > Part 3

With no kaminoans to care for the tubies, the clones have to step up themselves. The assigned clones thought it was the same as being assigned maintenance, until they actually got to hold a baby. Then they thought it was worse. But then they realised they were kinda cute, even thought they were kinda ugly, and also smelled kinda good? No way they were ever this small themselves?!

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”Isn’t that a longneck?”

”Nevermind that! Is that an arc trooper?”

”Is this why the electricity went off?”

”Shut up, they’ll hear us!”

The clone army takes over Kamino suddenly and without warning.

Overnight, everything changes.

Part 2

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Part 2 > Part 3

“I should change my haircut, or get a tattoo, just so we don’t confuse the baby batches.”

“You’re just looking for an excuse, but sure.”

One of the tubie toddlers (“how long are they considered tubies?’’Idk”) woke up after the uprising. He’s never seen an adult clone, only its batch mates, droids and the occasional kaminoan. He low-key imprinted on a trooper, and refused to be passed to anyone else, until one of them took off his bucket as well.

Bonus:

They would have gotten latrine duty, but Fox knows they’re soon going to need a lot of babysitters.

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developed a real fondness lately for characters who experience a horrific act of violence and come out the other side saying "ah. I don't think I get to be me anymore. they took out the part that was me, killed it, and put something else back in its place, and now I'm whoever the hell that is." love it when someone becomes a corpse and replaces themself <3

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i love the lost trio

original art linked here

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some of my favourite shit from the rots novelization:

it's very important that we know count dooku is a space racist. this is key to his sith/separatist plans

also he hates prosthetics/he's ableist. this is also critical information

obi-wan does some kind of insane battle meditation when he fights that makes him one with the force & he thinks thats normal

obi-wan is the order's specialest princess. every1 thinks he's the bestest jedi everrrrr and he can win any fight (true)

mace windu's secret attachment to the republic/democracy

sheev palpatine is like THE master manipulator Of All Time in that book. in the days before the Fall he's manipulating anakin on like 18 different levels with like 15 different techniques. king shit

the entire Jedi Trap explanation. the narrative is doomed the moment obi-wan chooses to spring the trap that is utapau ect ect

artoo telling anakin to look up his ass for a map when anakin is sassing him

padmé calling out obi-wan's attachment to anakin to his face. brutal

the delegation of 2000 shit is like SO pivotal now with andor's everything being what it is. padmé is literally the one who advises bail & mon to go undercover in the imperial senate

after the order is dead & he's failed & whatever, yoda FINALLY admits that the jedi order stagnated - largely because of him. and it partially caused its own downfall

obi-wan's interal monologue during the entire mustafar fight. him admitting he still loves anakin. him proving once again he is the best of the order by letting go. all of it

"this is the twilight of the jedi"

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tumblr is a pretty tolerable place when you have thousands of people blocked and hundreds of content filters active at all times