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The only realistic gay/straight interaction
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“good Christian honk” sounds like a euphemism
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i wonder what this 200 year old salamander thinks about
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🔞 In Thy Name, I Succumb [Prologue + Chapter 1 pt 1] 🔞

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Prologue (yes, I know there's a repeated line, my bad)

Chapter 1 Unwanted Changes & Burning Marks








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here's a dumb doodle i'll probably delete later pftts
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animal crossing devs: okay, we’ll put tarantulas in the game to encourage kids to not play too much at night :)
unemployed, quarantined millenials frothing at the mouth at the thought of being able to pay off a mortgage: TARANTULA ISLAND TARANTULA ISLAND TARANTULA ISLAND
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