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hey so i went to Cares About You So So Much Island and built a little house and lived there forever and ever until all the stars burned out and the universe went dark (and still i remained)
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さいきん ふしぎなことがありましてね
ただのねこがぞうが いくつか
なぜか こみゅにてぃらべる しんさちゅう という
うち けんぜんとおもうですけど
We have had strange things these days...some of our photos are under judging by community labels...we think we're wholesome as you know
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Mr j my cat has a crush on you and he is a boy
That's how things are these days
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"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HA-GURLGURGGU💦LGERGGU💦💦GERGUR💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦"
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Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that
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Going to the zoo today perhaps I'll treat myself with a flattened penny... Perhaps I'll indulge myself, andget a flattened penny
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Well shit, the Republicans brought a certain anti-online porn bill back to the table.
The Interstate Obscenity Definition Act.
This should alarm you guys.


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i actually think it's criminal that i have not yet seen a single opossum post in this "with mama" trend. they carry their babies on their backs!

let's explore with mama
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I used to be mad about "whole language" reading approaches in theory but now I work with school-age kids and I am mad about it in practice.
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when you go to bed significantly earlier than usual, a little menu should pop up asking if you want Wake Up Early or More Sleep. and then you should get what you requested. that's my human body UI improvement for the day.
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we as a society genuinely need movie rental stores back so much
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