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writing isn’t hard it’s just emotionally devastating and time-consuming and requires full body possession by an idea

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I will forever be saddened that I will never get a podcast of this guy, Hayao Miyazaki, and Guillermo Del Toro together where they discuss books and stories.

I can’t believe I just found out that Tolkien did a Gollum impression and narrated the entire riddle scene! How could I not have known about this?! You can listen to the whole recording here starting at the 30 minute mark. I wish he had narrated the whole book from start to finish! I would give anything to listen to that! 

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i appreciate that i saw both of these on my dash within about five posts of each other. we’re gonna need both moods going forward, tbh.

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Favorite thing about the Red Note shenanigans: Mongolian ranchers suddenly gaining a rabid following of American horse girls and being like "we knew you had cowboys but we didn't know you value and love horses as friends like we do, this is excellent"

Mongolian rancher 🤝 American horse girl synergy I guess

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Murderbot, a construct that was built and used to do extreme violence it's entire existence : I hate talking to people but I will try to resolve this situation peacefully if I can, threats only make people panic and then they take irrational decisions. Extreme violence is sometimes unavoidable but last resort.

ART, a peaceful research transportation : I love talking to people because I can threaten them with extreme violence right off the bat and it makes them do what I want (ads more totally-not-weapons to it's research equipment)

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Reblogging for that last line specifically.

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aight, get in the circle, let's go losers. Flap flap bitches. :)

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Look at this! I can't believe the Mike Wazowski'd my girl.

MHA Team Up Mission ch 52 last page (final chapter)

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Save us, Employment Jelly.

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Moments before Regis comes to visit Noct in his apartment

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IDC if it's 3 ghosts or 3 Billion, I just want more hauntings for the Muskrat in general.

reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk

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Look at what Pintrest just did to me.

Okay, LOOK--

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Old person advice, incoming.

Younger writers. Please, just know that you could not skip to different songs on a cassette tape, that’s CDs. With tapes you pressed fast forward or rewind and prayed.

Also, VHS tapes did not have menu screens. Your only options were play, fast forward, rewind, pause, stop, or eject.

Y’all are making me feel like the crypt keeper here, I’m begging you 😭

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Omg, please.

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it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

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trump dies of congestive heart failure before being sworn in charge to like cast to reblog

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#AllMight

i think 'I trust you with my life but not your own' as a trope is one of the ones that can always fuck me up no matter what