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mermaid internet cafe in an upside down boat, where the mermaids go to read fanfiction, and do whatever else they do on the internet. remote work, probably.

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My vocabulary will be forever altered now

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the making of the perfect performance

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I have no idea why I spent my time on this But my friend chuckled so that was worth it

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supple-MENTAL am I right-

I love how fast Jon spiraled between seasons

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Please…

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Summoner is more of a cat person

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she/her in a “aww she’s such a pretty dog what’s her name” way

it/its in a “GET IT OFF ME ITS BITING FUCKING SHOOT IT OH GOD IT HURTS” way

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how did my waist get more snatched than a baby from a crib 🫣🏖

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cerberus from hades

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hypnosis, intox, tf, bondage

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A spaceship that loves you

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Elegant doll-like robot maid: P-please put this one down at once!

Heavy industrial robot butch: Apologies. Was attempting to "pick up girls." May have misunderstood the phrase.

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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants

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porn isn't evil or misogynistic you just grew up culturally christian and are scared of sex

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girl at the beach with mysterious bruises