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Commission complete! Such a fun piece to paint, and I'm in love with these colors! If anyone else would like a couples portrait painted, my commissions are open! https://www.instagram.com/p/BpC4tWrA1dh/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=5e5iaepsjkaf

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don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

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Mark Hamill speaking to fans at Oxford Union. 

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LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL SON.

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“write a horror story in 6 words”

me:

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this is- and i say this completely unironically- something that an actual 3 year old would do 

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uhhhh fellas is it ….

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[source]

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the year is 2070, tombstones have been abandoned in favour of 4ft tall marble funkopop figures of the deceased

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god, it’s so crazy we all have bones… like, just these big hard rods holding our meat up. that’s so fucking wild, i can’t believe it

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*hitting depression with a stick* i have to pass this class

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graduated top of my class from hogwarts school of bitchcraft and misery