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İ love u Morgan

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Captain Marvel didn’t kill Thanos because it wasn’t her place.

Captain Marvel could have killed Thanos if she needed to.

Captain Marvel saved everyone’s lives when she destroyed Thanos’ ship.

Captain Marvel is not overpowered.

The entire point of a superhero, is that they are powerful enough to defeat the villain. Otherwise there’s no winning.

Captain Marvel is stronger than Thanos.

No one is stronger than the Infinity Stones. Captain Marvel is not stronger than Thanos when he’s using the Infinity Stones.

Captain Marvel is not weak.

Nobody could’ve taken a punch from the Power Stone. The impact might have even killed a regular human.

Captain Marvel is not useless. She saved everyone’s lives.

Thor, Scarlet Witch, Hulk and Dr Strange most probably could have destroyed Thanos’ ship. But they didn’t. So they needed Captain Marvel.

Captain Marvel didn’t have much screentime in Endgame because the film was a tribute to the original 6.

Captain Marvel had about the same amount of screentime as Spiderman and Black Panther. All three are the new faces of the Avengers.

Captain Marvel (film) did not have the same target audience as the other Marvel films. It was aimed at women and girls. If you’re not a woman or a girl, you have a higher chance of not liking it, because it wasn’t made to please you.

Your hate comments don’t change anything about the film or the character and probably don’t affect Brie Larson the way you want them to.

Film success is based off of money. Captain Marvel made a billion dollars. No one cares about your opinion.

If you found Carol Danvers bland, it’s probably because she doesn’t know who she is for half the film and then doesn’t have time to process what she’s been told about herself for the rest of the film.

We’ll probably see character development as Marvel progresses. Like what happens in every series ever.

I’m sorry to break it to you, but Captain Marvel WILL be in future Marvel films. If you don’t like her, don’t watch them. It’s not hard.

Captain Marvel is not arrogant. Or at least, not any more so than Iron Man and Thor. Why is it okay for them to be arrogant, but not her?

Brie Larson is one of the sweetest human beings in the world. She’s kind and thoughtful and determined to spread goodness.

Brie Larson never said she hated men. She only said she wishes women and people of colour got more opportunities, you know, because white men get more opportunities than anyone else.

The Avengers cast do not hate Brie Larson. Or, maybe they do. How can you tell? Do you personally know the actors well enough to know how they are around someone they dislike? Has anyone publicly stated that they hate her?

To those who said she should be more sexy, believe it or not, women do not exist for the pleasure of men. Her suit is practical. Brie Larson is a human being, you don’t get to treat her like anything less.

Captain Marvel is not Captain America’s replacement. They are different characters with different motivations, purposes, morals, powers, etc.

Every single Avenger would kick your ass for hating Captain Marvel. Every single Avenger would probably heartily agree that she is the most powerful Avenger, and only joke about disagreeing.

Chris Hemsworth has said that Thor is the strongest Avenger. No one called him out on it.

To those who said she should smile more, your sexism is showing.

To those who think Captain Marvel spreads the idea that stealing is okay, where was this energy for Scott Lang?

If you didn’t like the film, don’t watch it. Don’t comment on things about it, just scroll. It isn’t rocket science to ignore something you dislike. In fact, you look like a fool for choosing to write your hateful comment. You’re bringing negativity into your own life by commenting.

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Mr. Stark is a skater boy

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I love you tons.

And I love you 3000!

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Imagine Carol sticking around for a bit to help out Fury on some missions before heading back out into the galaxy, and constantly teasing him about how primitive and Dumb everything/ everyone is on Earth in comparison to the rest of the galaxy while they complete the operations. Imagine Fury just rolling his eyes and ignoring it most times, until one day when they’re travelling through Boston and Carol makes a sly comment and Fury is just like ‘alright space lady you’ve had your fun, now it’s time for me to have mine’ and he rolls up to MIT, pulls out Tony Stark from his physics class, sits his ass down on a chair in front of her and says ‘she can shoot photons outta her ass. Go’ 

And this 19 y/o boy, who looks like he’s kind of high and has a truly pathetic attempt at facial hair on his chin, stares at her for a second before just launching off into a bunch of technojargon not even she can make head or tails of, and she’s just fucking battered by science-talk and prodding fingers for an hour straight while Fury sits there and smirks like a smug bastard.

She doesn’t make Dumb Human jokes after that.

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Hello!! I hit 1k+ on both twitter and tumblr, so I’m doing another raffle to celebrate! Ends March 3rd ^o^ For reference the sketches will be something like this but bigger! Here’s the twitter version if you want more chances to win!

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Leap of faith

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It’s going to end like it began. With nothing, building an escape from spare parts. With someone who has no family left and nothing to lose.

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they’re like JD and Turk but better and OHMYGOD LOOK RHODEY IS BLUSHING

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‘Who is going to save Tony?’

Well, historically: Tony.

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Jarvis: I’m sorry sir, for being late

Tony: Hehe….House Party….Protocol…?

Jarvis: Yes sir

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Ahhhhhhhhhh! I’m sending Jarvis to save him!!!!

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Posting handphone wallpaper size version coz many people asking   *But DONT PRINT IT or do commercial stuff from it, please -3-, or else bad karma will be upon you and your fam for next years ahead*

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Me: marvel PLEASE leave tony stark alone im begging

Marvel: ok :)

Me: wh

Me: h

Me: wait nO

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@staff We've seen these nsfw bans before. Your algorithms are going to destroy more than just the communities you claim you're trying to crack down on. Anything even remotely body positive or lgbt will be axed in the mix. A kiss between two men? Deleted. Two women cuddling? Deleted. Drawing of a transwoman or genderqueer person? Deleted.

Let's not even get started on what you'll foo the art community. Only classical art will be allowed to remain not labeled explicit? Please, you've clearly never bothered to actually look at art.

We can only hope you won't destroy our communities in the same way LiveJournal did. I understand who you're really trying to target, but you're unlikely to really find them. You'll destroy us instead.

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He can also bring the whole sugar rush company back and make them update new version every month and the movie ends in 20 minutes 

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People really making posts about Thor hating Tony when we all know Thor is literally incapable of disliking anyone smh

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Dice Roll Commissions

Hiya! I’m opening a handful of grab bag Commissions at 50$/ea. They will vary between flat busts to painted waist ups based on random (digital) dice roll.

Nnamier.tumblr.com/tagged/art to check out examples of my work.

Send me a DM if interested! Please boost if you can. :)