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Spencer was not once seen sleeping on an actual bed unless he was literally dying and that it's so funny. It was always a couch, a chair, or a fucking cell "bed".

Baby you are 1.85m tall, I can see your spine screaming for help since here.

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currently losing my mind over Spencer saying in 9x18 that Hospitals make him feel uncomfortable due to the lighting or some shit (hehe, autism) and when he gets shot in the season's finale Penelope puts these little figures of his special interests close to him so they are the first thing he sees when waking up and it's overall super doting to him- Demons my beloved I hold you so tenderly.

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I love earlier season scenes where Reid’s job is to just sit there. Like when one of the team members is interrogating someone and he’s next to them just sat there. Or when the entire team is on the field and he’s in the station just sat there. Bro is great at just sitting there and/or standing at the board with his hand on his chin

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You can't just...show me Spencer happily touching Kate's belly super excited and stuff and not have him have his own children come the fuck ON

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I still can't get over the fact that Spencer was in the brisk of death/permanent brain damage on his very last appearance on the very last episode of the og to give us the illusion he got a happy ending because that didn't happen and that made him feel a bit better about himself at the moment.

My comfort character's happy ending after almost four decades of trauma is "he is alive :)" truly nobody does it like him.

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Ofc, I- a shit he is getting brutalized again.

One thing I keep thinking about is that Reid joined the FBI below the minimum required age right? But he also failed a bunch of qualifications in the academy. So he was not only the wrong age but also not exactly qualified and it's safe to assume Gideon is the one who got him in despite all that since he is the one who convinced him to join the FBI. Reid certainly couldn't have forced his way in lmao

But why? What was the hurry when it seems he could have used those extra years of experience? It always felt to me like he was very much pressed for time to get this job Right Now, and the only reason I can think of it that maybe it was immensely difficult to pay for Diana's care in these years ever since he was 18, and perhaps Gideon was sympathetic to that while also seeing potential in him.

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Happy Autism Awareness month, remember that Dr. Spencer Reid studied human behavior to fit into Society™ because he naturally can't and that shit it's fucking canon.

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Can I keep baby Spencer on my pocket, I promise to treat him well.

One thing I keep thinking about is that Reid joined the FBI below the minimum required age right? But he also failed a bunch of qualifications in the academy. So he was not only the wrong age but also not exactly qualified and it's safe to assume Gideon is the one who got him in despite all that since he is the one who convinced him to join the FBI. Reid certainly couldn't have forced his way in lmao

But why? What was the hurry when it seems he could have used those extra years of experience? It always felt to me like he was very much pressed for time to get this job Right Now, and the only reason I can think of it that maybe it was immensely difficult to pay for Diana's care in these years ever since he was 18, and perhaps Gideon was sympathetic to that while also seeing potential in him.

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A very serious show.

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This is just the polite way of saying "bro suck it up"

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Spencer catching up with the VERY far end of the conversation and literally nothing else despite being like 20cm away because he was too busy reading/dissociating but still wanting to know the tea is one of his most relatable moments. Me too king. Me too.

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Y'know how Spencer would randomly go full "My dad/Gideon left" with literally no prompting with every minor inconvenience? Now that can change to "this wouldn't had had happened if Rossi wasn't horny" and it's funnier because Rossi would be right there.

calling it as she had an affair with rossi and thats why they divorced and why rossi REALLYY~ left the bau the first time etc. i absolutely can see them trying to make up weird love triangles no thanks

fascinated at the idea of such a train wreck happening

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This is the funniest train wreck ever because if you think about it- such thing would cause a domino effect of biblical proportions:

Gideon divorces her and gets married to his job, which ends up with him neglecting his son.

To fill the void he ends up taking Spencer under his wing.

He starts dating again, but his new girlfriend gets killed in the second season finale.

Because of that, Gideon leaves the team.

He gets killed.

And it all started because Rossi couldn't be normal.

calling it as she had an affair with rossi and thats why they divorced and why rossi REALLYY~ left the bau the first time etc. i absolutely can see them trying to make up weird love triangles no thanks

fascinated at the idea of such a train wreck happening

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Reid: I’m the youngest on the team, I have severe ptsd that has permanently and irreversibly altered my personality and ability to live normally, I’ve had more attempts on my life than I have had relationships, I am a devastating product of gifted child syndrome, multiple women want me dead and the only constant in my life is my extremely unwell mother

The writers: so let’s just add to that trauma

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no to mention that in the last possible second of Spencer's screentime they made a "you are not over Gideon's death are you" jab

Gideon's ex wife ... Spencer Reid the new mommy issues you could have ...

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IM SO HAPPY I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT THOUGH ABOUT THAT

Gideon's ex wife ... Spencer Reid the new mommy issues you could have ...

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Ok but something that I hadn't stopped thinking about is what THE HELL did Maeve mean when she said that she would "make blindfolds fun" for Spencer again?? Like yeah I know we all thought of something kinky but she clearly denies it's that so.....what was going to happen there, was she going to blindfold and send him to therapy or some shit.