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#“queer spaces’ STOP it’s a CONCERT #you PAY TO BE THERE

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snarkyswans · 11 days

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Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

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snarkyswans · 25 days

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#regina ouat 🥰

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snarkyswans · 29 days

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first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

#♥️💄📸🎶💜#don’t be mean you know how badly i want to see chappell roan.

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snarkyswans · 1 month

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#GODDD i want to go there #i want to swim around in a gas giant like a fish in an aquarium

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snarkyswans · 2 months

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I have friends at Indiana University and they've been saying there are snipers on IU Bloomington campus. And theres a bunch of cops everywhere. This is wild.

#fuck you pam!!!!!

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snarkyswans · 2 months

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Chag Sameach everyone!

Here's your annual reminder that it was a Plague of singular Frog (who must have been so big)

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snarkyswans · 2 months

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#falsettos

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snarkyswans · 2 months

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attention this is your captain speaking chag sameach pesach to all celebrating and a reminder do not open the airlock to greet elijah the vulcan rabbinic council ruled that opening the door to the room where the seder is occurring is sufficient elijah can get on a starship just fine himself he just likes to be personally invited in to your seder we dont need another incident like last year thank you

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snarkyswans · 2 months

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whizzer and jason hanging out for @jewishparkers !

#fun fact to tumblr user ghostlygooberart #this is exactly what my jason costume looked like.#not sure how u predicted that like 4 years prior but damn #to a t #glasses curly hair and everything #anyway this is cute

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snarkyswans · 2 months

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little thing about seeing the eclipse with my family and some kind strangers

#thinking abt every soul a star

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snarkyswans · 2 months

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I always thought it was like an exaggeration when horse people would talk about how silly it was for anyone to think that riding a horse does not require any particular level of skill or balance or anything, or even that they "drive themselves" (???) but just the tags on the reblogs of that "can you ride a bike and/or horse" post from me alone are demonstrating how overconfident some people are in their (often entirely theoretical!) ability to stay on an alive and moving animal with a will of its own.

#my dads little radio flyer did not nearly decapitate him by purposefully going under low hanging tree branches #or just. decide to throw him off bc it was having a bad day

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snarkyswans · 2 months

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this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

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snarkyswans · 2 months

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TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSE l APRIL 2024

#I SAW THE PLANE ONE HAPPEN LIVE #SOOOOO FUCKING COOL #this is my second time seeing totality and it was just as mind boggling

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snarkyswans · 2 months

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yes there is a different musical poll out there by someone else but over half the votes were for Other so I wanted to see if it would be different with some different answers. yes i made s typo on a poll its going to happen. "first you cared about" is up to ur interpretation

#fiddler on the mf roof 🫡#been watching that movie every couple months since like 2010

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