snarkyvixen
Revalry in the Dark
A hiraeth of vellichor & peace
2770 posts
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Last Seen Blogs
antonq1
we are all infinitely free
maxlovesmaturebabes69
Untitled
erikisser
Untitled
irwinness
irwin's brazilian love affair
kashintsev
don't stop won't stop
Text
its not a sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel really sad around 8pm
136K notes
·
View notes
Text
I’m the guy from the lady and the tramp who gives stray dogs pasta and stands in an alleyway playing an accordion for them
583K notes
·
View notes
Text
Bruce: Who broke the coffee pot? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
Everyone:
Alfred: I did it, I broke it.
Bruce: No. No, you didn't. Jason?
Jason: Don't look at me, look at Tim.
Tim: What? I didn't break it.
Jason: Huh, that's weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Tim: Because it's standing right in front of us and it's broken!
Jason: Suspicious.
Tim: No, it's not.
Damian: If it matters, probably not, Brown was the last person to use it.
Stephanie: Liar! I don't even drink that crap.
Damian: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Stephanie: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Damian!
Dick: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Bruce.
Bruce: No! Who broke it?
Tim: Cass has been awfully quiet...
Cassandra: Really? Oh my God!
Everyone: *starts arguing*
[later]
Bruce, to the Selina and Alfred: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Selina: Good. it was getting a little chummy around here.
2K notes
·
View notes
Video
109K notes
·
View notes
Text
how can i be ready for future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning
722K notes
·
View notes
Text
“He saw her before he saw anything else in the room.”
— Francis Scott Fitzgerald, One Interne (1932)
454 notes
·
View notes
Text
Me: I’m scared I might secretly be an awful person and I’m just fooling everyone into thinking I’m good.
Therapist: the fact that you care so deeply about being a bad person is proof that you’re actually good. Bad people don’t mind being bad.
Me: oH NO, I have fooled her too,
85K notes
·
View notes