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Whoever said frogs say "Ribbit" was being incredibly reductive some of these guys do say "Ribbit" but a lot of them be saying "ᴮᵉᵉᵖ" some of them be saying "Waauu" and some of them be saying "Fuck" but I don't know who taught them that one.

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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"I think I hauve covid" is sort of the modern man's anime nosebleed

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was going through some of my health records and some doctor put “dresses oddly” next to my psychotic symptoms. hey fuck you too man

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like, okay, consent does literally just mean agree. which is what enables this little rhetorical trick. because there's all this cultural emphasis on sexual consent, which is just expressed as consent, a lot of phrases whose intended meanings are "rape is bad" can be taken literally to mean "i should get to agree to everything that happens in my vicinity."

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You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

Bitching and moaning

Hater-ology

Doing a goofy little bit about it

Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)

Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing

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I can tell youre knitting with no love in your heart i can see the hateful intentions in every stitch.

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new proposed emoji usages 🐎 = remember how we used to run 🧮 = something doesnt add up 🏰 = im in my sherlock mind palace 🧌 = this one is so versatile it can mean im so weird or im so old but more and more i've been using it to say fuck my stupid troll life 🪾= similar to above. for when you say something weird and need to hide quickly by becoming an old tree 🧜 = for nonbinary mermaid moments 🧑‍🧒 = with mama

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some of you aren’t even perverts you just have normal sexual desires that you are ashamed of

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Afternoon by the river, early 2000s

Ko-fi - Prints Patreon - itch.io

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WHERE HAVE ALL THE DIVAS GONE AND WHERE ARE ALL THE BROADS

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folks will reveal out of nowhere how poorly they think of people with cognitive disabilities

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My five year plan is to just see what happens

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One day we will wake up and there will be crabs.

In the meantime, look after each other.

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neowiganism. pey wet revival

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Cum is the 5th humor and brother, I'm about to start acting hilarious