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at a tea shop. guy told me to look at the color of a tea. boyfriend laughs. I'm like yeah sorry I'm colorblind as a dog. tea shop guy laughs. Says " oh well then your nose is gonna be good, yeah? Smell this" and I'm like nervously out of impulse "haha yep like a dog" and the whole time my boyfriend is staring at me like. you are giving too much away. you cannot do this in public. you are going to be found out

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old tmc stuff :33

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mario 64 romhack: what if mario was in the backrooms with a gun! o_O

mario world romhack: what if god hated mario

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man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both

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are you for fucking real?

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KUNG FU PANDA (2008)

I know you're not the Dragon Warrior. None of you. I heard how he fell out of the sky on a ball of fire... that he's a warrior unlike anything the world has ever seen.

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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aren't you tired of being nice? don't you just wanna go apeshit?

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this guy suuuucksss he can't catch anythingggg

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Knuckle tats that say Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

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save me fat hairy men.. fat hairy men... fat hairy men save me

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every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

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I'm so mentally stable you can park a horse in my brain

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a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore

by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore 

never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes “i wanna die” as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.

find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.

talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore

picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else

if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.