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please for the love of god watch this clip from nathan for you

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direct action

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i just accidentally absentmindedly ate a whole fucking apple. like i didnt even realize i was eating it until it was all gone. one moment it was in my hand and i guess my brain went: C O N S U M E

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Smh learned more in this post than in math class

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@nootyernootmee

unblock me real quick

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Happy life

The key to having a happy life is having none

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for a minute there i thought chris evans actually sent me a dm telling me not to be an asshole

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the 2020s are also going to be called the “roaring 20s” but this time its because everyone will always be in a fursuit the whole time

the rawring twenties ^w^

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English: It fits like a glove. Spanish: It fits like a ring on the finger. Italian: It fits like shoes painted on with a brush.

Finnish: It fits like  a . FiST.   iN.   the  EYe .   (ง'̀-‘́)ง

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How I view my Tumblr audience: 

How it actually is: 

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Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

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what font do i use on my wedding invites? i was thinking comic sans

im thinkin zalgo

á̶̪̜͎̥̫̼̟͙ͩ̓͂̽ͨ͠d̴̡͉͍̤̮̲̥͌͐ͧ͠d̩͓͖͍ͦͣ̌̿ͮ̓͜s̻̽̃͊ͧ̕̕͞ ̳͚̞͚͉ͣe̯͚̯̻̗̪̦̳̔̑̏̅̓x̶͍̖́̊ͤͥ̈̋͌͝ṯ̪̟̯ͦ͊r̸̡͖̟͇͓̰͂̌͢a̷̳͉͉͊͆̏͊ͫ͋ͨ͌ ̴̳͙̪͉̌f̛̛̰̭̙ͯͣ̿l̞͔̗̟̪͐͐ͦͭ̇͗̔ͦ͒̀a̛̻̞̙̣̯͚̟͐̐̌̅͞i̸̷̡̼̫̙̹̘͓̟͐͒͛ͪͅr͙̙͕͓̯͌̈́̇͌͡͠ ̟̭̙͇͇͕ͩ̚͞ͅa̵͙͓͙̮͓͊ͬ̑͛̎͛ͣ͗ͪn͓ͫͥ̋ͯ͛͘͝ḑ̟͂̀͡ ̬̻ͨ̀̄̐͢͜m̴̫̭͖̜̲͊͛͒̆̏̀ͅơ̜͖̥͗̌ͯ̂̚̕ȑ̶̛͙̣̪̞ͣë̷̟̱͇͔͖̄̑ͮ͆̒͊̈́ͅ ̵̆̂̈͐ͪ͛ͥ̚҉͕͚̜͚̹̤ğ̦̘̲͈̲͔̺͖̭̈̐̈̃̕͞lͨͮ͂͋҉̶̬͕̪̪͉a̡͓̦̙̜͕͈̹̲̼͆ͫ̃̆m̺̹̮̖ͨ͐́͘oͨ͌��̸̴̫̭͙̯̈̇ͥͮ̃u̺͙̣͈̪̘͐̆ͬ̀͆̋̓̊̕r̷̨̧̙̖̟̗̤̞̻̄̇̏͆

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marry me pls

*distant sounds of wedding bells, the crackling o flames and the screaming of children*

ive got the rings lets go