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sneezlepie
Marna Hansen
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Hi, I'm Marna. I'm 24 and go by she/her idk what to write here yet
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its the yoi anastasia au that absolutely no one asked for. viktor and his good pal chris are searching for yuuri katsuki from the banquet all those years ago… yuuri, unfortunately, does not remember a thing
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Hello! C: I just wanted to say that your art is very lovely. It is always a pleasure to see something new from you! If I may ask, what program do you use for your art? Also, do you think you might ever do a step-by-step on how you color? I'm quite enamored by your coloring *-*
I use a mix or procreate app with apple pencil on my ipad pro and photoshop cc with my intuos pro tablet for coloring process im not sure when ill get around to a complete tutorial but heres a quick gif process 
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Lance: *singing beautifully*
Keith: *heart eyes*
Lance: why are you looking at me like that?
Keith: cause you're- *laughing*
Lance: why are you looking at me like that?
Keith: cause I'm in love!
Lance: oh-!
*both laughing*
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Lance comes back with mysterious tattoos
cept Coran’s seen those before, on slaves
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i see a “different types of shading” chart pop up on my dash every now and then and while it can be helpful some of the examples don’t really showcase the shading type so well so i wanted to make my own. i mostly stick to cel or painted shading for my art! 
i also included the layer effects i used to get the final product to look how it does. also forgot to mention i used the textured brush from the bottom right to blend a little bit of the painted shading!!
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List of Greek Gods & Goddesses
THE OLYMPIANS - THE GODS & GODDESSES WHO RESIDE ON OLYMPUS
Zeus - King of the gods and mortals, king of the heavens who ruled over the clouds, winds, rain, thunder and lightning. God of law, order, justice, and divine witness to oaths. The eagle is his sacred animal.
Hera - Queen of the gods and mortals, protector of women, marriage, maternity, family, the sky and the stars of heaven. The peacock and cow are her sacred animals.
Poseidon - God of the calm and stormy seas, water, earthquakes, and horses.
Demeter - Goddess of growing and blooming plant life. Rules over agriculture, the harvest,the seasons, motherly relationships & the eleusinian mysteries. Pigs and snakes are her sacred animals.
Hades - God of the dead, ruler of the underworld and riches. His sacred animal is Cerberus, the three headed hound of the underworld.
Hestia - Goddess of the hearth fire, the home and domesticity. It is said she was the first to build a house.
Athena - Goddess of wisdom, war, generalship, battle strategy, invention, crafts, craftsmen, science, inspiration, reason and patron of Athens. Her sacred animal is the owl.
Hephaestus- God of fire, the forge, craftsmen, engineers, blacksmiths, metal, volcanoes, he fashioned the thunderbolts for Zeus.
Aphrodite - Goddess of love, sex, beauty, lust, desire, fertility, pleasure and sexuality. Her sacred animals are doves and swans.
Hermes - God of commerce, trade, profit, merchants, roads, travelers, athletes, dexterity, thieves, guardian of flocks, messenger of the gods. His sacred animals are the tortoise and hawk.
Ares - God of war, violence and bloodshed. His sacred animals are the boar and woodpecker,
Apollo - God of light, truth, music, poetry, healing, plague, prophecy, oracles, order and the protector of herds. His sacred animals are wolves, dolphins, ravens, crows and snakes. Twin brother of Artemis.
Artemis - Goddess of the hunt, wilderness, childbirth, protector of young, blooming nature, animals and maidens. Her sacred animals are deer, bears and hounds. Twin sister of Apollo.
Dionysus - God of wine, wine making, the grape harvest, viniculture, vegetation, ecstasy, ritual madness and theater. His sacred animals are leopards, panthers and tigers.
THE TITANS - THE FIRST GENERATION OF GODS
Aether - God of the upper air or sky.
Anchiale - Goddess who perhaps represented the warmth of fire.
Anytus - One of the younger Titans or Curetes. Anytus was an attendant of the goddess Demeter who fostered her Arcadian daughter Despoine.
Asteria -Goddess who presided over the night, stars and nocturnal prophecy. She was the mother of the goddess Hecate.After the fall of the Titans Asteria was pursued by Zeus and but leapt into the sea to escape him where she was transformed into the island of Delos. 
Astraeus - God of the stars, the winds, and the art of astrology. He was the father of the four directional winds and the five wandering stars (the Planets).
Atlas - God of astronomy and the revolution of the heavenly constellations. He was arrested by Zeus and condemned to bear the heavens upon his shoulders. Homer suggests he was later released from this torment and appointed guardian of the pillars of heaven.
Aura - Goddess of the breezes.
Clymene - Goddess of fame and renown. She was the wife of Iapetos and mother of Prometheus.
Coeus - God who presided over the axis of heaven in the north around which the constellations revolve. At the end of the Titan-War, he was confined by Zeus in the Tartarean pit. Coeus was sometimes described as leader of the Gigantes, who rebelled against Zeus. 
Crius - God of the heavenly constellations and the measure of the year. Associated with the constellation Aries. He was later cast into the Tartarean pit by Zeus. Crius was sometimes named as a leader of the Gigantes who rebelled against the rule of Zeus.  
Cronus - The King of the Titans, originally an agricultural god and a god of time. He led his brothers in the ambush and castration of their father Uranus, but was himself deposed and cast to tartarus from his own son Zeus. In one story he fled to Latium ( Rome ) and was worshiped as the god Saturn.
Curetes - A group of shield clashing Titan gods who came to the aid of Rhea to act as guardians of her son Zeus.
Dione - Prophetic goddess who presided over the Oracle at Dodona alongside Zeus.
Eos - The Goddess of the dawn. She was the mother of the wandering stars (that is, the planets) and the four directional winds by the Titan Astraeus.
Epimetheus - The Titan god of afterthought. He was appointed with the task of creating the beasts of the earth.
Eurybia- Goddess of the power of the sea.
Eurynome - Goddess of earth’s flowery meadows. She was the mother of the three lovely Graces by Zeus.
Hecate / Hekate - Goddess of the new moon, crossroads ( figuratively & literally ), protector of the home, childbirth, magic, spirits and potions. She supported Zeus in the Titan war and so retained all of her privileges. She was given dominion over all three realms: The Heavens, The Earth and Seas. Her sacred animals are dogs serpents, frogs, horses and black cats.
Helios - God of the sun. He rides across the sky in a chariot drawn by four fiery, winged steeds. He was an ally of Zeus in the Titan-War. The brother of Selene.
Hemera - Goddess of daylight.
Hyperion - Old god of light, and of the cycles of time measured by the lights of heaven – the sun, the moon and the dawn. Hyperion was one of the four brother Titans who held Uranus fast while Cronus castrated him with the sickle. At the end of the Titan War he was cast into the pit of Tartarus by Zeus.
Iapetos - God of mortality and the allotment of the mortal life-span. he was cast into the Tartarean pit by Zeus at the end of the Titan War.
Lelantos - The Titan god of the breezes of the air.
Leto - Goddess of motherhood, light, and womanly demure. She was the mother of the twin gods Apollo and Artemis by Zeus.
Melisseus- God of honey. He was one of the protectors of the infant Zeus. His daughters were the god’s nurses.
Menoitios - The God of violent anger and rash action as his name would suggest. Zeus blasted him into Erebus with a thunderbolt, where he became a bondsman of King Hades.
Metis - Goddess of good counsel.
Mnemosyne- Goddess of memory, words and language. She was the mother of the nine Muses by Zeus.
Nyx - Goddess of night.
Okeanos - God of the oceans.
Pallas - The Titan god of warcraft and the military campaign season. Some say Athena defeated him in battle and crafted her aegis-cape from his goatish skin.
Perses - God of destruction.
Phoebe - Goddess of intellect and prophetic goddess of the great Oracle of Delphi. She was the grandmother of the god Apollo and may have given him his prophetic gifts.
Phorcys - The old man of the sea.
Prometheus - God of forethought and the creator and benefactor of man.
Rhea - The Queen of the Titans and goddess of female fertility and the mountain wilds. She saved her son Zeus from his father Cronus by substituting the child for a stone wrapped in swaddling cloth. Her sacred animal is the lion.
Selene - Goddess of the moon. She rides across the sky in a silver chariot drawn by two white horses. Sister of Helios.
Styx - Goddess of oaths of allegiance and of the deadly, netherworld River Styx.
Tethys - Goddess of the sources of fresh-water. She was known as the great nurse of life and spawned the Rivers, Clouds and Springs.
Theia - Goddess of sight and the shining light of heaven (“aither”). She was the mother of Sun, Moon and Dawn.
Themis - Goddess of the natural order, divine law and tradition. By Zeus she was the mother of the Fates and of the Seasons, and had a seat by his side on Olympus as advisor.
MINOR GODS AND GODDESSES
Achelous - Oldest of the river gods.Son  of Oceanus and Tethys.
Acheron - A river god. Son of Oceanus and Tethys.
Adrestia - Goddess of the revolt and equilibrium between good and evil.
Aeolus - God of the four winds.
Afer - the south-west wind.
Agathodaemon - A spirit of vineyards and fields, providing luck, happiness and health.
Aidos - Goddess of modesty, shame, reverence and respect. A companion of Nemesis.
Alethia - Goddess of truth.
Alpheius - River god of Elis. He pursued the numpty Arethusa until she was changed into a spring by Artemis.
Amphitrite - Goddess of the sea. Wife of Poseidon.
Anteros  - god of passion, mutual love and tenderness. Son of Aphrodite and Ares.
Arte - Goddess of virtue.
Aristaeus - Protector of beekeepers.
Asclepius - God of healing and medicine. Son of Apollo. He was struck down and killed by Zeus for bringing the dead back to life. He became the constellation Ophiuchus.
Asopus - A river god.
Asterion - A river god. Judged the contest between Hera and Poseidon for the patronage of Argos.
Astraea - Goddess of justice.
Ate - Goddess of evil, mischief and moral blindness.
Boreas - God of the north wind.
Caerus - God of opportunities and favorable moments.
Calliope - Muse of epic poetry, telling of heroes and their deeds; was often portrayed with Homer.
Cephisus- A river god.Father of Narcissus.
Cer - Goddess of violent death.
Charis - Goddess of delight.
Chloris - Goddess of flowers.
Clio - Muse of History.
Corus - God of the north-western wind.
Crimisus - A river god. Son of Oceanus and Tethys.
Cybele - Anatonian mother goddess who was closely associated with Rhea and Gaia.
Deimos- God of terror. Son of Ares and Aphrodite.
Dike - Goddess of justice and the spirit of moral order and fair judgement
Doris - A sea goddess. Daughter of Oceanus and Tethys.
Dysnomia - The spirit of lawlessness.
Dysis - Goddess of the sunset
Eirene - Goddess of peace.
Elpis- Personification of hope.
Enyo- Goddess of war.
Eosphorus - God of the morning star.
Erato - Muse of love lyrics and bridal songs.
Eris - Goddess of discord and strife.
Eros -  Winged god of love. Son of Ares and Aphrodite. His gold tipped arrows caused god and mortal alike to fall in love.
Eunomia - Goddess of lawfulness and good order.
Euphrosyne - Goddess of joy and festivities.
Eurus - God of the south-east wind.
Euterpe - Muse of lyric poetry.
Gaea - Personified goddess of the Earth. Mother of the titans and wife of Uranus.
Granicus- A river god. Granicus was a river of Ida near Troy.
Harmonia -  Goddess of harmony and concord. Daughter of Ares and Aphrodite.
Hebe - Goddess of youth.
Hermaphroditus - Deity of hermaphrodites, unions, androgyny, marriage, sexuality and fertility.
Hesperia - Goddess of dusk.
Hesperus - God of the evening star.
Himerus- God of desire. An attendant of Eros.
Horae - Goddesses who personified the passages of time.
Horcus - The personification of the curse that would befall upon any person that broke an oath they had taken.
Hygieia- Goddess of health.
Hymen - A god of marriage and the wedding feast.
Hypnos - God of sleep. Father of Morpheus and the dreams.
Iaso- Goddess of healing.
Limos- Goddess of starvation and famine.
Iris - Goddess of rainbows and messenger of Hera.
Kakia - Goddess of vice.
Ktesios- Spirit who guarded storerooms.
Melicertes- God of ports and harbours.
Melpomene- Muse of tragedy.
Morpheus - god of dreams.
Nemesis- Goddess of revenge and retribution.
Nike - Goddess of victory. A constant companion of Athena.
Nile - was the River-God of Aigyptos (Egypt) in North Africa.
Notus - God of the south wind.
Pan - God of nature, the wild, shepherds, flocks, beekeepers, goats, of mountain wilds, and is often associated with sexuality.
Peitho- Goddess of persuasion
Persephone - Queen of the underworld. Wife of Hades and daughter of Demeter.She was seen as the personification of spring.
Phantasos- God of surreal dreams.
Pheme- Goddess of rumour and report.
Phobetor - God of nightmares.
Phobos - God of fear and terror.
Phosphorus - God of the morning star.
Phyllis - God of escape.
Plutus - God of riches and wealth. Son of Demeter. Blinded by Zeus so he might favour both righteous and irreverent people indiscriminately.
Ponos - God of hard labor and toil.
Praxidice- Goddess of enterprises, evil deeds and their punishment.
Priapus - God of fertility, vegetables, nature, livestock, fruit, beekeeping, sex, genitals, masculinity and gardens.
Proteus - The old man of the sea. An ancient sea god, he had the power to change his shape and the gift of prophecy.
Psyche - Goddess of the soul.
Satyrs- Half-human woodland spirits, with the legs and feet of goats. Followers of Pan and Dionysus. They had hairy bodies with short horns on their foreheads. Older Satyrs were called Sileni.
Telesphorus- God of convalescence.
Terpsichore - Muse of the dance.
Thalia - Muse of comedy.
Thanatos- Personification of death.
Triptolemus - One of the original priests of Demeter, one of the first men to learn the secret rites and mysteries of Eleusinian Mysteries. When he died he was defied as the god who presided over the sowing of grain-seed and the milling of wheat.
Triton - The messenger of the sea. Son of Poseidon and Amphitrite.
Tyche - Goddess of fortune and luck.
Urania - Muse of astronomy.
Uranus - The first sky god. Husband of Gaea and father of the titans.
Zephyrus- God of the west wind.
The Seasons / Hours / Nymphs / Charities / Morai :
THE FOUR SEASONS:
Eiar (Spring)
Theros (Summer)
Phthinoporon (Autumn)
Cheimon (Winter)
THE TWELVE HOURS:
Auge, first light (initially not part of the set),
Anatolê or Anatolia, sunrise,
Mousikê or Musica, the morning hour of music and study,
Gymnastikê, Gymnastica or Gymnasia, the morning hour of education, training, gymnastics/exercise,
Nymphê or Nympha, the morning hour of ablutions (bathing, washing),
Mesembria, noon,
Sponde, libations poured after lunch,
Elete, prayer, the first of the afternoon work hours,
Aktê, Acte or Cypris, eating and pleasure, the second of the afternoon work hours,
Hesperis, end of the afternoon work hours, start of evening,
Dysis, sunset,
Arktos or Arctus, night sky, constellation (initially not part of the set).
THE NYMPHS:
- Minor female deities who represented different elements of nature:
Oceanids (nymphs of the ocean),
Nereids (sea- nymphs),
Dryads and Hamad Dryads ( nymphs of ash trees)
Oreads (Mountain Nymphs),
Epipotamides (river nymphs),
Naiads (nymphs of brooks, lakes and springs),
Crenids (nymphs of springs),
Limnades (nymphs of lakes, marshes and swamps),
Nyseides ( bacchant nymphs),
Potameides ( nymphs of fountains, lakes rivers, and springs),
Limoniades ( nymphs of meadows of flowers) ,
Napaeae ( nymphs of glens).
THE CHARITIES:
- The three goddesses of charm, beauty, nature, human creativity, and fertility.
Aglaea- Splendor
Euphrosyne- Mirth
Thalia - Good Cheer
THE MORAI / THREE FATES -
-The three goddess who controlled the thread of life of every mortal from birth to death.
Clotho spun the “thread” of human fate.
Lachesis dispensed it.
Atropos cut the thread (thus determining the individual’s moment of death).
 - - - > For a list of the Roman Gods Click Here
SOURCES: theoi.com / wikipedia.com / “Who’s Who of Greek and Roman Mythology” by David Kravitz
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CindeREKI track 3 and 4
Narrator: One week had passed since the S at Crazy Rock Castle. Today, once again, Cindereki was doing chores at the behest of her sisters.... And every once in a while-
Reki: It was so fun skating with him. But no more... *sigh*
Narrator: She was sighing while remembering skating with Prince Langa.
Shadow: What is it? You're so depressing. I'm the one who wants to sigh! Since I missed out on my chance to be a queen.
Miya: You were serious about that, mother?
Shadow: Ahhhh! Is it true that there's a girl who stole the prince's heart!? I'm so upset!
Cherry: My riches, power, and fame! I'll shower them with caltrops!
Miya: Well, now that I think about it, it is too early for me to get married. I think it's about time that Cherry gets married though.
Cherry: Shifukyuuzetsu (駟不及舌)
Miya: Aah!
Reki: You're attacking her! Oh you just wrote that on her face? I was scared because I thought it was some kind of killer tequique.
Cherry: It means, ‘Once words leave your mouth, even if you chase it with a carriage with four horses, you won't be able to catch them.' In other words, you should be careful with what you say!
Miya: That's too complicated!
Shadow: It's because you're like this that you'll never become a bride!
Cherry: Asouseihou (鴉巣生鳳)
*this means that a genius child has come from a dumb parent
Shadow: Gah!
Miya: Cherry has gone crazy.
Reki: I can't believe she attacked her own mother!
Shadow: I'm not dead!
Cherry: Inga ouhou(因果応報 karmic retribution) youtou kuniku(羊頭狗肉 false advertising) jakuniku kyoushoku(弱肉強食 survival of the fittest) yakiniku teishoku (焼肉定食 yakiniku meal set) yakihata nougyou(焼畑農業 slash-and-burn) nouyaku yasai(農薬野菜 pesticide vegitables)
Reki: There's a lot of unrelated things in there too.
Miya: That's just how angry she is.
Narrator: Around that same time, Crazy Rock Castle was in a bustle because Prince Langa had gone missing
Girls: Where's the prince!? Prince!? Where are you prince?
Man: What in the world is the prince thinking?
Girl: He's always just staring off into space so it's hard to tell.
Narrator: No matter how much they searched the castle, they wouldn't find him. He was in the town with Chamberlain Snake.
Snake: Prince, do you really want to look for her?
Langa: Yeah. I want to skate with her again.
Snake: But you don't even know her name or where she is so searching for her will be... You at least remember what her face looked like, right?
Langa: Mmm.... She has a weird face!
Snake: Prince, watch how you speak.
Langa: She had a unique face.
Snake: Well I guess that's fine... But if that's our only clue...
Langa: I have a clue.
Narrator: As he said that, Prince Langa pulled out that glass skateboard.
Langa: I'm sure if I skate with her, I'll know.
Narrator: And so this is how Prince Langa started searching for her. He went to houses with daughters and had them skate with that glass skateboard. However-
Girl: Wah!
Langa: It's not her.
Girl: I rode it, prince!
Langa: Unfortunately not.
Girl: How do you ride it?
Langa: Sorry for bothering you.
Narrator: No matter who rode the skateboard, none of them could produce the ice road.
Snake: It's getting late. We should end here for today.
Langa: But!
Snake: Prince.
Langa: Just one more house!
Narrator: The house that Prince Langa pointed to as he said that, was Cindereki's mansion.
Shadow: Wow! Prince Langa! I can't believe that you're visiting our house!
Snake: The prince is looking for the girl who rode this skateboard. Are there any girls who participated in the S at this house?
Shadow: Me!
Snake: She does... have a weird face.
Langa: It's not her.... probably.
Shadow: What's with that!? Anyway, why don't you let me ride it?
Cherry: Wait! I'm the one who skated with the prince that night.
Miya: Cherry! Don't try to sneak your way in!
Shadow: Both of you stand back! This is my chance!
Miya: The prince has the right to choose!
Cherry: The one with the best chance should go first!
Shadow: Then that means me, doesn't it?
Miya: Where does that confidence come from!?
Cherry: Prince, it was me! You remember right?
Miya: Ah! You're so cunning!
Shadow: Stay in order!
Miya: How about we do it in order of who's youngest!
Shadow: It's obvious that it should be in the order of who is the most beautiful!
Cherry: Seriously, where does that confidence come from!?
Joe: Wait! The one who owns that glass skateboard isn't her.
Langa: Eh?
Snake: A suspicious person! Who are you!?
Joe: Me? I'm-
Chery: The Magician Koujirou!
Miya: You know him?
Shadow: He lived next door to us before you were born.
Cherry: Magician Koujirou, why is it all you do is get in my way!?
Joe: I'm the one who should ask that! You put a centipede in my pot!
Cherry: Of course because you're a magician.
Joe: That was a pot for stew!
Cherry: You're the idiot who ate the beans I left behind so I wouldn't get lost in the forest!
Joe: Shut up you four-eyed trickster!
Cherry: Stop speaking human words, you brainless gorilla!
Shadow: Stop it, you're in front of the prince!
Snake: That's enough, Prince Langa. There was never a girl like that to begin with.
Langa: There really was!
Snake: Let's go home.
Langa: But...
Narrator: Then while the prince desperately didn't want to give up, Cindereki, who was cleaning in the back came into his view.
Langa: Who's that girl cleaning over there?
Shadow: Eh? Oh no, Prince, that's my step daughter but she's so improper it's so embarrassing taking her out places!
Narrator: But Prince Langa wasn't listening to the stepmother anymore. He just walked straight up to Cindereki. Those unwavering eyes. Yes.... they were very nice.
Langa: You...
Reki: I'm sorry! I just finished scrubbing.
Langa: I finally found you.
Reki: Why are you here? Wait... is the prince... you!?
Narrator: Cindereki finally realized that the person she skated with was the prince of the Land of Snow; Prince Langa.
Langa: What is your name?
Reki: Ci-Cindereki... is my name.
Langa: Would you ride with me?
Narrator: Prince Langa gently held out his hand, Cindereki took that hand and slowly put her right foot on the glass skateboard. And then... an amazing thing happened! That sparkling ice road appeared once again!
Reki: Th-this is...!
Langa: I knew it was you! Cindereki!
Shadow: Cindereki is the girl that the prince was searching for!?
Miya: No way!
Cherry: Tell me you're joking!?
Joe: Your character changes way too much, Kaoru.
Reki: Prince Langa... Umm... Thank you for finding me!
Narrator: And so this is how the two of them met again. The ice road stretching out in front of them was just like a wedding road that led all the way to the Land of Snow. Prince Langa gently took Cindereki's hand and the two of them lived happily ever after.... But I won't allow that to happen!
Reki: Eh?
Langa: Who are you?
Narrator: Thanks for asking, Prince Langa!
Shadow: Wah! Something fell from the sky!
Miya: Who are you? You're wearing a mask.
Reki: But... that mask....
Langa: Do you know him, Reki?
Reki: It's so cool!
Langa: HUH?!
Miya: Is there something wrong with your eyes, Reki?
Cherry:It's a vulgar mask.
ADAM: How rude! Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo!
Cherry/Miya: Gah!
Joe: He put awful masks on them!
ADAM: Boo!
Joe: Gah!
Snake: Could that masked guy be... The Demon Emperor ADAM!?
Reki: Who's that?
Snake: The former king of this country.
Shadow: I've heard of him! He was exiled for committing atrocities!
Snake: Soldiers, protect Prince Langa!
ADAM: It's been a while, dog!
Rek/Langa: Dog?
ADAM: That man used to be my servant. Now, dog! Grab Langa-kun and come over here!
Snake: Ugh! My head
ADAM: You haven't forgotten have you? The memories I engraved in you of being my dog.
Reki: He seems to have pulled a collar out from behind him!
Langa: Snake? He seems to be in pain.
ADAM: Tadashi!
Snake: Woof!
reki/Langa: Eh?
Snake: I'm sorry, prince Langa! Woof
Langa: Huh?
Joe: The prince has been kidnapped by the Chamberlain!
ADAM: Now, bring prince Langa here!
Shadow: I won't let you! Since the prince is going to marry me!
Joe: Let's go now! Muscle- ah! Damn it! The mask is cutting in!
Cherry: You're as stupid as ever. Running would be faster than using your magic.
ADAM: I've come to get you, Langa-kun! Now! Dance with me!
Langa: Wahhh! I'm spinning!
Reki: Wait ADAM! Give Langa back!
Langa: Reki!
Joe: Don't give up, Cindereki! Remember the squats you did with me!
Cherry: Shut up you stupid magician! I'm going to save the prince and become rich!
Shadow: Prince! Look at me and grab on!
Miya: Get back, mother! I'll save the prince and get a happy end!
ADAM: Ah~ this is so fun! Come on Langa-kun, spin more! spin!
Langa: I'm spinning! ing! ing! ing! ing!
ADAM: And this is how ADAM and Langa crushed the trash with their love love skating and skated together forever! The end!
Reki: No! Don't go, Langa! Don't go!
Reki: Wait... Langa... Don't go...
Koyomi: Ahh... Onii-chan fell asleep reading Nanaka and Chihiro a book again... Geez.
Reki: I'm Cindereki!
Sister: What kind of dream is he having?
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CindeREKI track 2
Narrator: Around that same time at the castle, all the dressed up women were waiting for the prince to show up any second.
Man: Oh there he is now!
Man: So that's Prince Langa?
Girl: Look at his hair, his eyes! He looks just like a snow fairy!
Snake: Prince. Prince Langa?
Langa: What is it, Snake?
Snake: No, please call me Chamberlain.
Langa: Oh... that's right.
Snake: Today is your debut, prince. Introduce yourself to everyone.
Langa: ........ I'm Langa
Snake: Is that all?
Langa: Eh? ...Then... I'm from the Land of Snow.
Snake: .......Is that all?
Langa: Is that not enough?
Snake: No.
Miya: He's quite a... blank faced prince isn't he?
Shadow: I'm sure he's just jetlagged or something.
Reki: Thanks you guys. They say I can't take the carriage any further.
Narrator: Cindereki arrived at the base of Crazy Rock, got out of the carriage, and started to climb the hill, holding on hard to that glass skateboard.
Girl: Fuck you!
Girl: Move you, hag!
Reki: What's with these girls? Isn't there something weird about this?
Snake: There's only one rule of this event. To catch Prince Langa. In order to do that, you can use any type of fighting or interference you want.
Girl: You're getting in the way!
Reki: What is this? Isn't this a ball...?
Narrator: It wasn't a ball, but a battle* What was happening at the castle was a battle where people fight.
*The Japanese word for ball is butoukai and the Japanese word for martial arts fight is budoukai
Reki: Huh?!
Shadow: Ahahahahaha! Now is my time to shine! Move little girls! Haemanthus bomb!
Girls: Aaah!
Miya: Mother!? Why are you participating!?
Shadow: Because you guys are too slow! Now move or I'll run you over!
Cherry: I won't go easy on you just because you're my mother! Carla, caltrops!
Shadow: Ow ow ow! Guh! I won't lose to you! As a skater or as a woman! Prince!!!
Girls: Look out Prince Langa! There's some goblin type of woman coming at you from behind!
Shadow: Who's a goblin!? Bomb! Bomb! Bomb!
Girls: AAAH!
Shadow: Prince! Become mine!
Narrator: She approached the prince with her big hands. Look out! Prince Langa!
Shadow: What!?
Narrator: The next moment, Prince Langa was spinning high in the air and easily avoided Shadow. Such an elegant appearance...!
Miya: He's so high!
Cherry: This is Prince Langa's skating!
Girls: The prince is so amazing! I like him even more! I'll be waiting for you!
Narrator: When the prince landed, he was attacked over and over by the women, but none of them could catch him. He just kept skating down the hill like the wind.
Cherry: He's so fast.
Miya: I can't keep up with him!
Langa: Huh? Where is everyone?
Narrator: The next thing Prince Langa knew, he was all alone. Just like in the Land of Snow, he was alone in this country too.
Langa: It's the same in this country too.
Reki: Waaaah! Move, move, move!
Langa: Eh?
Reki: Ugh! Sorry. Are you okay?
Langa: Mmm, I guess.
Narrator: The one who ran into Prince Langa was Cindereki, who had arrived at the venue late. But Cindereki didn't realize that he was the prince.
Reki: What? You're the only one here? What happened? Did you get lost?
Langa: So pretty!
Reki: Huh?
Langa: This is the first time I've seen a skateboard made of glass
Reki: Oh... you mean the skateboard?
Langa: Yeah.
Reki: How long are you going to look at it? Let's skate!
Langa: With me?
Reki: Who else is here? Come on!
Narrator: Cindereki grabbed prince Langa's hand and pulled him up. That hand was almost burning warm to Prince Langa who came from the Land of Snow.
Reki: You seem kinda bored.
Langa: Eh?
Reki: If you're going to skate, then have fun!
Narrator: Cindereki said that and then began skating. It was a reckless way of skating that was completely her own style. However...
Langa: You skate like you're having a lot of fun.
Reki: Because I love it!
Langa: Love it...
Reki: You do too, don't you? Since skating is infinite! Woah!
Narrator: Cindereki lost her balance and Prince Langa instantly grabbed her hand.
Langa: Don't just turn around because you're feeling confident.
Reki: Sorry. You saved me!
Langa: No problem.
Reki: Hahahaha!
Langa: Hahahaha!
Narrator: When Cindereki laughed, Prince Langa laughed too. And then... an amazing thing happened! An ice road appeared at their feet.
Langa: This is?
Reki: An ice road? Interesting!
Narrator: Cindereki and Prince Langa skated down the ice. With the ice sparkling in the moonlight, the two of them looked like a beautiful, whimsical picture.
Girl: Look at that!
Girl: What is it? Magic?
Girl: I don't know! But they look like they're having a lot of fun!
Narrator: The prince that had looked so bored was now nowhere to be seen. The prince's smiling face was very cute and just looking at it made you want to smile.
Reki: You're good.
Langa: You too.
Reki: You're making a nice face now!
Langa: Yeah. I'm having fun! This is the first time I've had so much fun skating in my life!
Reki: It's the ending bell.
Langa: What's that?
Reki: In this country, it's a chime for when the day ends. In other words, when that chimes ends, the day has changed.... Oh! That's right... If the magic ends... I can't stay here anymore.
Langa: What's wrong?
Reki: Sorry. I have to go now.
Langa: Wha? But...
Reki: I had a lot of fun skating with you! Bye!
Langa: Wait!
Langa: She left... I didn't even ask her name. Huh? This is…?
Narrator: What Prince Langa picked up was the glass skateboard that Cindereki was using.
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CindeREKI Track 1
Narrator: Once upon a time in a land far away, there was a very unfortunate girl named Cindereki. She lived with her evil stepmother and sisters and was forced to do the cleaning and laundry all day.
Reki: Oof, oof. Ah! I'm finally done cleaning the windows! Now, I have to clean the dishes!
Narrator: Cindereki was doing her chores as always when-
Miya: What? Are you still not finished cleaning?
Narrator: Her second older sister, Miya, came in. Miya said with the eyes of a mean cat.
Miya: You're as shitty as always, Cindereki. I can't believe you're my sister. I don't even want to think about it.
Cherry: You're not done making dinner yet, are you? Are you trying to starve us?
Narrator: That was her oldest sister, Cherry. She said with her fan over her face like she didn't even want to breathe the same air as her.
Reki: I'm sorry, sisters! I'll make it right now!
Narrator: Cindereki said and headed toward the kitchen in a fluster but she was knocked over when she reached the doorway by a large body.
Reki: Gaaaaaah!
Shadow: Oh no! My flower dress has gotten all dirty! Cindereki, you really are just a dumb dirty dog.
Narrator: Her stepmother, Shadow, said while swaying her big body back and forth.
Reki: I'm sorry, mother! I'll make food right away!
Shadow: Whatever, it's fine. Could you get the coach ready?
Reki: You're going out?
Shadow: Hehe. There's a ball at Crazy Rock Castle tonight. Do you know why?
Miya: Mother, is that...!?
Cherry: Will Prince Langa be there!?
Reki: Prince Langa? The one from the snow country?
Shadow: That's right! The prince of Awayuki(light snowfall), Langa-sama! It seems that Prince Langa is looking for someone to marry through an S match!
Reki: No way! I want to go! I want to go!
Cherry: There's no way he'd choose you, you idiot!
Reki: Idiot?!
Shadow: If you can marry Prince Langa you can get all the riches, power and fame you could want!
Cherry: Heh, doesn't sound bad.
Miya: Hey, Cherry, it would be good if Prince Langa likes older women, right?
Cherry: What was that?
Miya: But you're really no match for youth, I think! Look how youthful my skin is.
Cherry: You immature little girl! I'll teach you the appeal of an adult.
Miya: You're too old to get married! I'll call you a heroine so go look for an appropriate guy!
Shadow: Stop it! You're both very beautiful since you look like me.
Miya: We look... like you?
Cherry: No way! We should be grateful to our dead father.
Miya: Yeah.
Shadow: What does that mean!?
Narrator: When night came, the evil stepmother and sisters went to the castle, but they didn't take the unfortunate Cindereki with them.
Reki: Well I guess it can't be helped... My clothes are all tattered and I don't have a skateboard.
Joe: So you're just going to give up?
Narrator: Then, an extremely muscled man in a hood appeared.
Reki: Wh-... Who are you!?
Joe: Me? My name is Joe. I'm just a passing... What do you think I am?
Reki: I don't know.
Joe: Look at these heavily forged muscles... You don't know?
Reki: Umm... a soldier?
Joe: No!
Reki: Then... a knight?
Joe: Look harder. Look how strong I am.
Reki: I know! A martial artist!
Joe: I'm a magician.
Reki: That has nothing to do with your muscles!
Joe: You want to go, right? To Crazy Rock Castle.
Reki: Of course I do. But...
Joe: I'll make you a skateboard with my magic.
Reki: Seriously!? It's my first time seeing magic!
Joe: Oooooh. Muscle... Squat!
Reki: Wh-Why are you squatting!?
Joe: This... is my... muscle... magic!
Reki: Is that really magic?
Joe: You do it too.
Reki: Me too?!
Joe: Let's go!
Reki: Seriously?
Narrator: While Cindereki did squats with the magician, she became worked up and they entered a strange trance of unity.
Joe: Yes! here we go! The muscle power has built up! Muscle magic!
Reki: Woah! It really worked! And this is the first time I've seen a skateboard made of glass! It's so cool!
Joe: I'll give it to you. With that, you'll be able to enter the castle.
Reki: Really? Yes! With this I'll be able to do the S! I'll be able to! Ah... but this won't work. You need a permit sticker to go to the castle.
Joe: Then I guess I'll have to do this. Here we go!
Reki: Why are you stripping?
Joe: Ooooh!
Narrator: As the magician gathered his powers, his six pack ab muscles bulged.
Joe: Magic Six Pack!
Narrator: What an amazing occurrence! Out of the wizard's six pack came 4 horses and a coach along with a permit sticker.
Reki: Seriously!?
Joe: There's nothing muscles can't do.
Reki: No, just say magic in that case.
Joe: But be careful. The things I just created will disappear at midnight.
Reki: Got it! Thank you for everything! Muscle Magic Joe!
Joe: Good luck!
Narrator: This is how Cindereki headed toward Crazy Rock Castle with a glass skateboard.
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yuri on ice doodles part 2
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rewatching yuri on ice AGAIN but this time i’m drawing along
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sneezlepie · 6 years ago
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Death the kid: Do you and Maka love eachother?
Soul: Of course.
Death the kid: Then why would Maka become friends with someone who tried to kill both of you?
Soul: I said I loved her. Not that I understood her.
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Trying to get my motivation in gear. ;u;
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