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Coño don limpio

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She gave me what she called a “spiderjob” which freaked me & everyone else out

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deriving words from Latin as usual I see

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hat that says various individual fish and women fear and want me respectively but it would be irresponsible to extrapolate a general statement from a small sample size

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one time when I was a kid my parents were arguing while we were driving somewhere and I was in the backseat so I wrote "are you going to get a divorce" on my foot and slowly extended my leg betwixt the seats

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(parent feeding a baby in the 1800s before airplanes were invented) here comes the nothing

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If a fantasy setting has both fantasy races like dwarves, elves, and halflings and contractible vampirism, I think vampire dwarves, vampire elves and vampire halflings should have their own bespoke weaknesses and powers from human vampires.

Vampire dwarves burn in pure darkness and must always carry a lit candle. Vampire elves can turn into owls. The only way to kill a vampire halfling is to feed it a soup it loved in life. Etc

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I would love to see a fantasy novel where the lore that the reader / protagonist learns at first is not true

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If Wallace (Wallace and Gromit) died in his sleep, the contraptions that get him out of bed would still deliver his lifeless corpse into the dining room, likely for Gromit to clean up

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First my sister, now relentless Tumblr ads. Stop telling me to find Jesus! Im Jewish! I don't care that you lost him again, that's your problem!

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walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet

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losing it bc Saga went to get us lunch and tried to type “you got sprite, boss” and sent this instead. you got a spore. Bitch

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video game with an arachnophobia setting that removes all the spiders and an arachnophilia setting that puts all the spiders in lingerie

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25 years of ads peeled away