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situation dire. i've been saying 'huzzah', 'alas', and 'tis unironically for like a year now. harmless so far.

however. i hath noticed i now mark half of my goodbyes with 'i must away'. it's spreading

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there’s something very beautiful about being able to try again tomorrow

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happy misinformation monday if u celebrate!! 🎉

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OH MY GOD

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The idea that rural communities wouldn't benefit from public transit of some form is so fucking stupid. There was a guy in my hometown who would hitch hike 15 miles to the grocery store because he was blind that everyone knew and knew to offer rides to if they saw him. You know what else would have fixed this, been more efficient, and helped other disabled people, seniors, and people whose cars got repoed?

A fucking bus.

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Instead of working on an extremely important scholarship project, I spent the majority of last week needle felting a life-sized American Woodcock.

His name is Tim. Tim B. Doodle!

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Being a fortysomething gamer is sometimes very funny because most people my age didn't start gaming until their teens or twenties, so I keep getting folks my age expecting me to sympathise when they complain that people calling the PS3 "retro" makes them feel old, and I'm just like "my first console was a Mattel Intellivision".

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"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god

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Just got distracted by a thirst trap on my feed not because of the scantily clad woman but because in the corner of the screen that wasn’t largely taken up by her ass she was chopping vegetables SO poorly. Sawing with a chopping knife. Babe you’re so hot but your knife is blunt as fuck.

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pregnancy is a hoax the baby sprouts out the ground ive seen it happen

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We saw a firefly on our way home from national night out tonight.

I've lived in this neighborhood for 20 years, and never seen one here, before.

In less than a decade, I've watched the proliferation of native planting, habitat planting, signs saying an area is for pollinators and no pesticides allowed, fewer and fewer monoculture grass lawns. Better raking and soil health practices. Businesses and schools are installing rain gardens and native plants all over my neighborhood, and it's slowly spilling out into more and more types of neighborhoods.

if you haven't been paying attention to gardens for the past decade you'd never notice it.

But it started slow and now it's speeding up rapidly.

Expectations here are shifting.

And tonight, we got a firefly.

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It’s a common misconception that there are no wizards in the midwest USA. The truth is there are plenty, they just use their powers exclusively for making new and fucked up kinds of salad

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obsessed with screenshotting things i will never look at ever again

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you guys remember supernatural? that shit was good or bad, depending 💯

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Thanks, Anon!

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