Reblog if you're asexual and tired
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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?
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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
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“i can’t help but love you even after all the pain you bring me” but it’s exasperated grandparent and their pet cat
"I'd destroy the world to protect you" but it's a parent/child relationship
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The principal from assassination classroom gives off vibes that feel like his wife left him
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5 songs i like:
foreigners God by Hozier
Follow me like the moon by Sammy Rae and the friends
Too late by the happy fits
Drama by Spencer Sutherland
Bottom of the river by Delta Rae
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fanart i made for a universe i made
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hermes proceeded to try and learn how to run in heels ( in private) and failed miserably
Apollo is so good at balancing in high heals that he raced Hermes another time with them on and still won
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of course
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Learn a hundred ways to cook a potato and you will have learned a hundred ways to make a person happy
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NEVER! I LIVE TO SPITE GOD AND SATAN!!!
Learn a hundred ways to cook a potato and you will have learned a hundred ways to make a person happy
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Learn a hundred ways to cook a potato and you will have learned a hundred ways to make a person happy
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Learn a hundred ways to cook a potato and you will have learned a hundred ways to make a person happy
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