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A new site, FuckLAPD.com, is using public records and facial recognition technology to allow anyone to identify police officers in Los Angeles they have a picture of. The tool, made by artist Kyle McDonald, is designed to help people identify cops who may otherwise try to conceal their identity, such as covering their badge or serial number.

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I don’t know if this expression is quiet rage or shock at the fact Ragatha apologised to him

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Silly Game Time: In honor of Pride Month ... Pick a crime! You have full legal immunity to commit that crime once for every time someone in your presence says, "Be gay, do crime!"

Which crime are you choosing? Keep in mind, people can still try to physically prevent you succeeding; they just can't seek legal action against you for it.

Theft. Here's the vision: I enter a store with a buddy. Someplace of value, let's say a jewelry store. I ask for an item with a particularly impressive stone to be taken out of It's display case so I might get a better look. Upon being handed the item, I turn to my buddy, say, "It's June, you know what that means," and upon their answer turn to leave the store, plunder in hand. The cashier protests, threatening to call the police should I take another step toward the exit. I turn my head back toward the cashier, smirking, and adjust my glasses with one hand. In one swift motion, I whip around to proudly present my gay license, reminding all who should hear of my friend's previous words. The cashier stands awestruck, as they fall to their knees in despair. As I exit the store, I don a pair of sunglasses as the cashier explodes. I don't even turn back to look. My buddy is wondering wtf they just witnessed.

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Silly Game Time: Would rather have to spend a solid 24 hours responsible for 100 duck-sized elephants ... or for 1 elephant-sized duck?

Uh. Duck tastes decent, idk how elephant tastes, I'll take the big duck to feed myself for a month.

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Silly Game Time: Who are the protagonists of two stories you really enjoy (of any medium--novel, comic, movie, show, podcast, game, etc. including OCs if you like)? AND which of them would do better in an archery contest?

Guh. Pomni TADC and Pleasantries Andy specifically from The Greatest Song Ever Made; accountant turned short clown and guy with one billion dads. I doubt either would be particularly great at archery, but there's got to be at least a handful of archery coaches among Andy's billion dads. And if they're allowed outside help, Pomni's best bet would probably be Ragatha, but I'm not too sure about that. Caine would make everything worse trying to make it more fun, Jax would make everything worse intentionally, Zooble, Gangle, and Kinger I just can't imagine knowing anything about archery. Ragatha, the wealthy farm girl she is, was probably forced to try it at some point, so she knows the basics but not much beyond that.

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Hey Ragatha! Hope you're doing alright. Caine please summon her a horse plush

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I used to be a Redditor. I have deleted that app. Now I’m focusing more on my people, and using Tumblr.

I like Tumblr more because honestly, it’s kinda hard to use comparatively, and that’s a good thing.

I already have more energy 😌

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do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be

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CLASS PHOTOS

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Silly Game Time: The more obscure creatures from mythology and/or folklore deserve some love. Plus, the world could use more giant statues (I'm talking 300 ft or 91.5 meters in height kinda giant!). Time to solve two problems at once; you get to pick where one statue will go AND which creature it'll represent.

No limitations on location, and the only creature restriction being that it's lesser known (for example, *not* dragons, phoenixes, unicorns, Bigfoot, or the Mothman because they're already well-known and well-loved).

Theseus gnome statue inside your computer. Or, what WAS your computer. Whether or not it still is depends on the school of thought you subscribe to.

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Silly Game Time: Bringing back a crowd favorite!

We're going to ruin a title (whether for a book, movie, show, game, comic, or whatever) by adding just one word to it. For example: Star Wars => Starfish Wars

Any title can be ruined with this one simple trick; add "Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia" somewhere in the middle. Nightmare on Elm Street -> Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia Nightmare on Elm Street. Boom. Freddy Kruger is an obscure medical condition now. Elden Ring -> Elden Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia Ring. Kablamo. The game takes place in Wales now.

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Silly Game Time: Who are some Old Person(TM) characters you like, and why? They can be of any species, and even just be spiritually old--a character who is literally not that old, yet they act and/or feel "old". They can be from any media (movies, shows, books, comics, games, etc.) (OCs count, too, if you like). All that matters is that they're an Old Person(TM) and you like them!

Ooh, gonna have to go with my guy The Enveloping Darkness. It's a sort of viscous shadow that lurks just outside my field of view, whispering the long forgotten secrets of dead gods into the deep recesses of my brain. It's chill af about it tho. Though, technically, it isn't really an Old Man(TM), since it trancends mortal concepts of age, morality, and gender, but i mean being older than existence makes you pretty old in my book lol. It's just about my best friend. Been there for me since as long as I can remember, always there to cheer me up with some of It's old wisdom on the "inevitability of annihilation" when im down and whatnot. TED is also a wiz when it comes to advice. Last weak, it told me, "L̵̙͂ǫ̵̃o̶͔͝k̵̙̈́ ̶̢̆n̷͈̔ő̸̱t̵̲̑ ̶͙̏i̴͎͐n̸͍̑t̶̯̓o̶̭͒ ̸̘͛t̵͔͂h̷͉͂e̶̛̮ ̴͇́à̸̱b̵͚̂y̵̼̔s̸̮͌s̸͈̓,̷̧̽ ̸̩̚f̶͎́ȯ̷̞r̶͔͠ ̶̪͝t̸͓̒ḧ̶͖́i̸̳͠n̸͔͒e̶̟͠ ̴͇͆f̵̘̾u̷̺͘t̴̮͆u̴̪͌r̸͎̔e̴̩̕ ̸̹̑ḯ̴̤ṣ̷̕ ̶̪̈́p̵̲͆a̴̱͑v̴̙̓e̶̮̔d̴͖͛ ̶̈́͜i̶̹͝n̸͖̔ ̴̲͗s̷͇̆c̷̼͝ä̷̜r̷̡͌l̶̢̈e̴̬͌t̷͖͝ ̴͓̀l̴͇͒i̶̮͘g̴̛̖h̵͎͊t̶̬̓," and you know what? That shit won me $50 at the roulette table. Total bro.

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I have never wanted a miniature more than the fucking Squeedle from quar look at this goofy thing

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I'm Free

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