snifekinner
snifekinner
old men die fast
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back in my favourite sandbox. because you're never too old for a fandom blog. oscar, 30+, he/him.
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snifekinner · 6 hours ago
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Nations abusing their nation status headcanons
They had to make a new rule at the ancient Olympics specifying that only humans could enter the games because Sparta kept trying to compete to flex.
Some Renaissance/Baroque paintings with unknown artists were actually made by Feliciano. He has been meaning to reveal their origin since the 19th century and keeps procrastinating.
Some looted objects in the British Museum are there because Arthur straight-up stole them from peoples' houses during balls/funerals/get togethers. He has had to issue several apologies to different people because of this, but for over a century maintained that it wasn't him and still has not given most of them back.
Francis has been calling all of his butlers Jean-Claude since the 1920s. The real Jean-Claude died in 1964 but he keeps forgetting.
Alfred convinced Columbia Pictures to give him a cameo in Mr. Smith Goes to Washington where Mr. Smith bumps into him in DC and goes "By golly, it's Alfred Jones!"
Alfred also voluntarily starred in a ton of PSA-type short films during the WW2 era as a patriotic hero who always does what's right for America
Ivan personally volunteered to be the first man in space instead of Yuri Gagarin with an "If i die, I'll just come back" mentality but the Soviet Space Program denied it because a) they wanted the first man in space to be human and b) no one was sure where or how Ivan would regenerate if he died in space.
Yao lowkey does not remember what year it is in any calendar system and relies entirely on annual World Meetings and Lunar New Year to know. He then immediately forgets and the cycle repeats.
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snifekinner · 1 day ago
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Young Norway and Denmark (Land ahead)
Style based on Batman Hush
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moodboard
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We are norbullings ,please feed us
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they have very different ideas about hiking <3
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a concept: zuko waiting tables at the jasmine dragon as a well-deserved break from firelord duties, but he does not understand how he keeps getting recognized!!! he’s wearing green and everything!!! it’s inexplicable!!!
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snifekinner · 1 day ago
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woke up with an image of them boxing in my mind
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snifekinner · 1 day ago
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One really weird thing transphobic cis women will say is something to the effect of “I was a tomboy, thank god it was before the transgender craze. They would made me transition.” Like, probably not, girl. As you are a cis woman who has never communicated any form of gender dysphoria. It makes it really obvious that they think being transgender is just conforming to different gender roles. There is an ocean between a little girl who likes traditionally masculine fashion and has traditionally masculine interests and a child that is transgender. They are not a slippery slope. They don’t push you down the slide of transgenderism if you cut your hair short when you’re 12.
There are so many trans men who were never tomboys, who were the picture of the ‘perfect little girl’ and genuinely enjoyed traditionally feminine hobbies and expressing themselves in ways associated with femininity. It confuses and angers cis people when they come out as trans because they only see gender as a role to perform and not an identity. If you’re truly a woman, you’re generally not susceptible to randomly turning into a man. If you’re truly a man, you’re generally not susceptible to randomly turning into a woman.
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snifekinner · 2 days ago
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Last entry for @dennorweek ..! Yeah this one doesn’t even really fit any prompt… still tagging you guys though because the event is definitely what got me to finally draw a bunch of dennor ideas from my to draw list!!!
This is an au I call “the lighthouse but wholesome”, it stars den as a lighthouse keeper and nor as some kind of sea fairy or selkie? Tbh I didn't think much farther than this but I love the vibes, the secluded lighthouse is such a good location for vaguely modern but timeless and mystical stories. I'm thinking I'd like to subvert the loveless/forced/dishonest marriage trope usually associated with selkie myths and turn it wholesome somehow...
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avatar the last airbender + text posts
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snifekinner · 2 days ago
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for his birthday
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whenever i get worried about being judged i just gotta remind myself that most people genuinely just arent mean. some people really do suck but i think 98% of the human population is a lot kinder than your anxiety would let you believe
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snifekinner · 3 days ago
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Gyatso has also mastered the kickflip
based on the pic under the cut teehee
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Book I found in the used bookstore where I work. The whole thing looks like this and I have no idea what it’s supposed to be as there’s no clear title either.
This is a problem as it’s in the “to be shelved” pile and I’m the one who’s supposed to figure out where to shelve it.
Okay, it looks like it’s the script for some kind of performance or ceremony? But heavily abbreviated. Like it’s assumed the participants already know the words and just need this as a reminder, like “the next word starts with b… oh right”.
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snifekinner · 3 days ago
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and if you'll be lucky, the road will lead you to the northern polar fleet
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