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Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

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why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?

I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail

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within fifteen minutes i have found two different grown adult men who have dating app profiles that say their worst fear is:

werewolves.

one was funny. two is like... hang on, do we actually have a werewolf problem in this town?

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kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

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frog chair

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we need to give this tweet more credit for im pretty sure coining "die mad about it"

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me: chat what do we think

the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please

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GET YOUR BODY OUT OF SURVIVAL MODE SO YOU CAN CREATE FROM YOUR HEART

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I am consuming a media and you are going to hear about it

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i know vitamin c basically neutralizes adhd meds but lemonade good

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Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens