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Raynaud’s phenomenon is excessively reduced blood flow in response to cold or emotional stress, causing discoloration of the fingers, toes, and occasionally other areas.

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@didyamxssme || didnt ask for this but merry christmas

“You think I don’t know how to shoot a gun? Turn around and I’ll put a bullet up your ass.”

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Her chai tea and everything else she had dumped on the table was so oddly spread out most things could already be considered on the floor. However, it was all for the sake of digging into her book bag to reorganize everything that had been thrown in there over the months. She certainly wouldn’t have noticed the woman if her head hadn’t been above the table seeing as she had both earphones in until she saw her.  “Sure, knock yourself out.”

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Katarina was exhausted. She’d stayed up all night covering for her partner who was sick. Now she was starting to remember why she preferred being antisocial. Queuing up for her coffee, her laptop cradled under her arm, she looked for a free spot near a power point. There was just one left, but another woman was sitting at that table. Hell, she was alone. Maybe she’d let her sit there. She took her coffee, paid, and walked over. “Hi, do you mind if I sit across from you? The power point’s here, and my battery doesn’t last for shit,” she asked, her accent thick.

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“Tell me, how long have you lived like that? Not salty, I mean you are, but really. How long have you lived blind? You should get your eyes checked out next time your insurance allows you to and then maybe we can spend some time talking about whose tits are better. Because of you believe yours aren’t fake and mine are shit, then сука, I got news for you.”

“honey, i’ve only seen titties like that on a women who has breastfed her six kids an’ they now saggy ‘cause of it. they looked  like deflated balloons. th’ only way yer titties are ever gonna be better than mine is if ya implant those bitches an’ even then, ain’t nothing comparable t’ the real thing.”

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“Well you see, my parents neglected to teach me that and instead taught me to shoot so... I’d like you to respect the big gun’s wishes for murder and let me do my job.”

“Ten? That’s what you’re going for? Please, all kids have to do is pout and shed a tear and grown-ups trip over themselves to help. Haven’t you learned that by now?”

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“Okay, asshole. You try explaining why I shouldn’t, cause you know, I need money for food so I can live. You know that thing, yeah? And for the record, I’m at least ten.”

“Oh yes, stopping crime. I’m a real stickler, aren’t I? A dick in the mud, are you twelve?”

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“Well, okay; you’re not stupid. But you going after me that way only says you don’t like having someone with better tits around, jealous bitch.”

“bitch? yes. stupid? no. so ya better watch yerself, skank, or i’mma cut yer titties off.”

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“So? I’ll be gone in five minutes tops and it will be like nothing happened. You don’t have to be such a dick in the mud about it.”

“Unfortunately-” he set his hand over the barrel of her gun, “Hard feelings. See, I don’t appreciate trespassers.”

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@lveifer || child with large gun tbh

“Look. I didn’t break in to steal. Your balcony, ledge thing, just happens to give me the right line of sight. No hard feelings.”

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@likcglass

“I don’t gotta share with you, you stupid bitch.”