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Hell yeah all or or any combination of ZITS would be perfect for that role, I don't know how I forgot about them

Insane event idea for rats smp 2:

An important scientist carrying a world changing invention is staying at the hotel, when the rats encounter two lab mice who claim that they are going to "try to take over the world", the rats then have to help or hinder the lab mice.

The question is then, who should be the guests that play Pinky and the Brain? My ideas are:

-Cub and Scar

-Fwhip and Jimmy

But if anyone else has any ideas let me know!

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Insane event idea for rats smp 2:

An important scientist carrying a world changing invention is staying at the hotel, when the rats encounter two lab mice who claim that they are going to "try to take over the world", the rats then have to help or hinder the lab mice.

The question is then, who should be the guests that play Pinky and the Brain? My ideas are:

-Cub and Scar

-Fwhip and Jimmy

But if anyone else has any ideas let me know!

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Quick sketch of the funniest thing to ever happen

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first hermitcraft fan art since 2020 to celebrate Hermitcraft Vault Hunters!!

they're just hanging out!

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Ay that s a new life series right there :) Wym there s a hole?

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The povs of Gem and the Scotts vs the rest of the server are so funny.

These three have starter houses, an enchanting table, sugar cane, a villager, they all got goodies from the shrine too. And their area is cute.

Meanwhile everyone else has a starter house if that. At most they’ve got one piece of diamond armor or some tools. Multiple people don’t have a roof.

The dichotomy is incredible.

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Level 4 should just be Gem with a sword and she hunts hermits down and kills them.

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I am BARELY resisting going full red-strings-corkboard on this season. And by barely resisting I mean not resisting at all here is an extremely long list of the events those pins would be marking out.

BigB getting a Task that was a different color than everyone else's. It's not just a randomly assigned Hard Task, bc Scar rerolled for a Hard Task and his was also just a white envelope. It's fundamentally different.

That task taking BigB away from socialization, and seemingly being an incredibly time-consuming and dull request. Of profound disinterest to any watchers.

The phrasing of his Task!!

Dig a big hole. All the way down. At least 3x3. Make it your base if you want.

Everyone else's are direct and formal - the only one with more than one sentence was Skizz's, with the rule clarification of "One attempt only." Bigb's Task is four short abrupt sentences. It is also the only Task to contain extraneous information, 'Make it your base if you want.' The requirements (at least 3x3) feel like an afterthought to mimic the numerical/specific demands of the other tasks.

Evo symbol on the face of the Secret Keeper statue.

The fact that there's a statue at all; the fact that there is a physical representation of what is assigning tasks that everyone must complete, when previously everything was always handled via commands and unseen RNG.

Grian talking to the statue, and (bc of his Actual Role as game organizer) acting as a mediator for the impartial decisions handed down, speaking for it.

Grian making one last bad joke and saying he doesn't know if it counted or not- depends on whether we the audience laughed.

Grian asking for task recommendations from the audience. The watchers are making the tasks. The Watchers are making the tasks.

Again I could be off-base, and I'm not usually even that smitten with bringing in Evo lore. I don't want a Big Bad really...but. It feels like something very unusual and intentional and cool is happening in this series. And I'd guess we'll know if theres something going on once we have more than one data point.

My largely unfounded suspicion is that there is another being (maybe Listeners, maybe something else) trying to reach out to the Players via decoy Tasks, and BigB was the first recipient. Get them alone, make them of disinterest to the watchers, and tell them something we don't get to know.

Because that's the really, really fucking cool part (if my wacky theory is remotely right): We're the bad guys. We're the ones giving out tasks - hell, we're the ones actively brainstorming harder and crueller tasks in Grian's comments!

If they actually made a story where the Players have to keep secrets from us I will be delighted. Bc that is the same genius bullshit that made Evo Watcher lore so fun

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hotguy HAWKEYE!!!!!!!

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I drew the entity .-.

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The Hermitcraft tarot card deck I did a few months ago! I am really proud of these so I’ve decided these are gonna be the first ones to make it into tumblr :D

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don't you know staring's rude.

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TEN YEARS OF HERMITCRAFT

This illustration is my love letter to Hermitcraft. A thank you for a whole decade of entertainment, not just for myself but every viewer out there. Here's to many years more! 🎉

Additional information about this piece, including a full list of every build, Hermit, and character featured in it, can be found here.

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hcs9 desertduo!

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The Church of Saint Pearl, patron of the harvest and victory in battle. They say she so loved her kingdom that her soul was intertwined with its very soil, that it could be felt in each new bloom and green stem. They say she was a powerful warrior who battled demons and monsters, seeking peace and glory. They say that when the fires and floods came to burn her crops and wither her people she gave everything to save them; they say the Sun and Moon shone bright in her eyes until the end.

There’d always been something familiar about her. He could never quite place it, exactly, but… sometimes, in the candle-lit emptiness of the church, he thought he could hear her laugh. It was a mischievous laugh, kind and easy-going, and he would smile at the sound—how could he not?—and he’d turn as though to greet her, and only then would he remember. He was alone, of course. Just an angel and the painting on the wall.

Scholars had long debated over those strange shapes behind her: an unusual red, curling up the way haloes don’t. But they, too, felt familiar to him, in a way that made his hands shake and his mouth go dry. He never mentioned it, of course. It was unbecoming of an angel to dream of smoke and rot. To wake with the taste of iron on his tongue and an ache behind his eyes, echoes of a horrible regret burning through him. No, he would say nothing, and let them trust in him as a protector. Just as Pearl—no, Saint Pearl, he corrects, his gaze drawn back to her smile—just as she had been.

They say she was a martyr, but he always felt like she could have been a friend.

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ominous

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*roundabout playing in the distance*