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snipertrifle
Sniper Trifle
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Tea and Cake or Death
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Christina's Flowers 6 - Hans Vandekerckhove , 2024.
Belgian, b. 1957 -
Oil on canvas , 75 x 60 cm.
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snipertrifle · 21 hours ago
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Bath time 🧼
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snipertrifle · 1 day ago
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i was in the middle of making a gifset of this but i think the whole moment just needs to be viewed in video format because
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new eevee evolution called ibuprofeon
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Realizing that squid have an ink sac and an internal shell called a pen so we’re living just a few short evolutionary steps away from calamarigraphy and honestly there goes the rest of today
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snipertrifle · 2 days ago
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“Medieval peasants couldn’t handle my Spotify playlist” but could YOU handle a medieval bard relaying the epic of Beowulf over the course of an hour? Humble yourself.
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Realizing that squid have an ink sac and an internal shell called a pen so we’re living just a few short evolutionary steps away from calamarigraphy and honestly there goes the rest of today
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This week on Dropout: on Monday, a new Game Changer behind-the-scene featurette, all about "One and Done"; on Tuesday, the trailer for season 5 of Dirty Laundry; on Wednesday, a new episode of Dimension 20: Cloudward Ho!; on Thursday, the Adventuring Party talkback and a new Smartypants, with guest presenters David Kerns, Alexis Nikole Nelson, and Demi Adejuyigbe; and on Friday, a new Parlor Room, with guests Persephone Valentine, Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, and Jasmine Bhullar playing Thirsty Sword Lesbians!
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snipertrifle · 4 days ago
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The cousin of "he would not say that:" he would not keep saying that. It was a one off funny line for one particular situation. Every memorable line does not need to become a running gag.
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snipertrifle · 4 days ago
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the cat with julie manet, 1887, pierre-auguste renoir.
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snipertrifle · 4 days ago
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i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado
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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier
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One thing about Van Gogh that people don't talk about is how brilliantly he uses texture in his artwork. The way he uses oil paint is so three dimensional, and he's so aware of it and uses it to his full advantage to add depth and texture. It's not as obvious in photographs or digital versions of his paintings, which is a damn shame because once you see them in person you realize how much it adds to them. There's one in the Van Gogh museum in Amsterdam called The Sower with a tree cutting through the foreground, and the majority of the trunk is one flat stroke of paint, ending with a knot in the trunk made bulbous by the end of a brush stroke that was never smoothed out. One of his paintings in the Met, Wheat Field With Cypresses, has the brush strokes very choppy on the top of the wheat, but smooth and almost textureless on the stalks. It's one of the things that I think really separates him from the other artists of the period.
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snipertrifle · 4 days ago
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Americans will really measure in any form of unit huh?
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https://dieworkwear.com/2022/08/26/how-to-develop-good-taste-pt-1/
From the comments "In my experience clothing on anyone looks best when it is done with confidence. We are all different shapes and sizes. I was really struck by your post on dressing well that included John Goodman in a faded t-shirt and jeans. He rocks it!"
Excellent advice, whatever gender or style one is looking for. Thank you
I'm a trans guy and Derek, I can tell you my wardrobe has improved a huge amount simply by reading your threads. The "dress for your body type" stuff never worked well for me; your threads about putting together an intentional look and for getting a good fit - that's 99% of the game.
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