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got my chair. got my baby. got my cat.

powerful energy.

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february sure was a month

had my baby 5 weeks early, got scarred for life by a needlessly traumatic birth, had a further terrible time in the postnatal ward, baby was sent to the nicu for a further week while I was recovering from surgery so i essentially sat next to him in a terrible hospital chair for hours on end hoping he'd be ok and doing care tasks for him until i was literally beyond exhaustion

i'm the strongest bitch alive and also officially never doing it again bc this bitch's strength has LIMITS 👍

wild to think that my little guy will be over a month old by the time we hit his original due date next week

ANYWAY

proton time :)

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good evening folks DO NOT GET PREGNANT UNLESS UR OK WITH WILD LITTLE LIMBS SLITHERING ACROSS YOUR BELLY WHEN UR FULL OF CHRISTMAS DINNER

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OH MY GOD CONGRATS???? AAAAAAAAA

haha THANKS!! It is one hell of a surprise. But not an entirely unwelcome one, lmao. 💖

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eggy where u at?!?!

it looks like my surgery fixed a few things because i very suddenly have a bun in the oven after like 10+ years of being fairly certain i was infertile.

plus i was rly struggling with endo symptoms up until i got knocked up lmao. (it still hurts a fair bit, but the change in hormones is actually giving me more good days than usual)

i'm struggling to exist atm between having a mild crisis at the idea of being someone's mom, and the apparent complete and utter exhaustion that accompanies the baking process. i had quite bad nausea for a bit which is sort-of subsiding, and sort-of lingering. idk what it wants from me.

anyway. i'm waiting until my midwife appointment next week before i tell my family proper. wish me fuckin luck lmao. hopefully i'll be more energetic towards the second trimester and maybe a bit active here, innit. i sure WANT to be bc i miss my boy. 😭

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@disturbnot replied to your post “im here to adopt pupy”:

ash vc THE HELL HE CAN!!!!! he can't even look after wilf!

​You know what? You're so right, worstie.

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im here to adopt pupy

...Hm. You? Adopt one of my dogs?

Can you love and cherish it? Promise not to use it for nefarious deeds?

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"...Anyway!"

Picks at his ears, as if the noisy wind is, perhaps, just an unfortunate aftereffect from years of listening to music far too loud through his headphones.

"Doggy daycare has a paddling pool or seven now."

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He knows you'd all want to marry him. ❤️ No need to poll.

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"I-- Do I have to?"

Oh, the sheer humiliation of it all. The only good thing to come out of this was the fact that Syouhi was home early, and had his attention focused solely upon him.

But that was where the benefits seemed to stop as poor Shinya wriggled in discomfort, certain that he would come out of this with some nasty bruises to the ribs, and a backache that would last an eternity.

This took the fucking cake for the dumbest thing he's probably ever done. Already had he struggled for a good hour before attempting to call in reinforcements -- and even that had taken him a good ten minutes or so of trying to pry his phone out of his pocket.

And now he had to lay here, explaining how it had all occurred in painful detail. As if it wasn't enough just to be seen like this.

"I was just watching the cats, and... I put my hand in. I misjudged the distance of a particularly fluffy, pettable looking belly, and thought if I just reached in a little more..."

Such is his embarrassment that he pulls the length of messy teal locks forward with his hands to help him cover his face twofold, as if his partner did not feel it radiating from the depths of his very soul from where he lay.

To add insult to injury, he got his hand mauled and rabbit-kicked for his efforts. The open, inviting belly had been a trap.

Said kitties earn themselves a very tired, irritable look.

"Please tell me that I'm not going to perish here. After all I've lived through, my spirit will eternally haunt this place if I die like this."

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[MSG]: ummm promise not 2 laff but i need help. [MSG]: 😞😞😞😞😞 im trapped in the catio and i cant get out. By 'trapped in the catio' he quite literally means it, stuck head-first and unable to wiggle himself back out. Next time, he's not going to reach into stupidly narrow spaces to pet the cute kitty. It's clearly a trap.

at his office, atticus was usually quite good about ignoring his personal cell. however, after a romantic engagement and a deepening bond with his beloved shinya, he was admittedly quite poor now at it. after all, he knew now that most of the time, texts were not coming from business clients who had his private cell, or from old flings looking to worm their way back in.

it was usually shinya, typically sending him photos of the pokemon, or the shelter--a necessary boost to get him through the day.

so, when his phone buzzed once, and then twice, he glanced subtly down in the midst of a board meeting at his lap to check--and pursed his lips.

"excuse me--an emergency has come up, and i need to be going. please fill me in when i am back tomorrow."

avoiding the confused glances of his colleagues who murmured their understanding for the unusual circumstance of atticus's sudden departure, as he headed out, he rounded quickly back to the elevator to get to his office to grab his keys.

[ to -> shinya ] : give me thirty minutes. [ to -> shinya ] : don't make it worse.

checking to make sure his messages sent, atticus swung open the door to his office. cairo, sleeping on his custom bed, lifted his broad head, keen eyes already letting on that he knew atticus wasn't supposed to be back yet.

"household emergency," atticus explained, grabbing his coat, keys, and swiftly packing up his laptop. "let's go."

with a grunt, the luxray heaved himself up, shaking out his mane and plodding along after his trainer.

"run it by me one more time--how did you manage this...?"

squatted down next to shinya, atticus squinted. he really had managed to get himself properly stuck, and as he tested the frame of the small flap meant for his smaller pokemon, he found it had very little gap. much as he'd like to avoid it, it seemed he'd have to do some deconstruction.

inside the house, cairo had found his bed to finish his nap, and behind him, stuck in the catio due to shinya blocking the way back in, his skitty and vulpix both looked curiously on. neither were distressed--if anything, they likely found shinya's predicament great entertainment.

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I have an issue

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"For those that live too long, the friends of days gone by and scenes from their adventures live on in their memories. As such I have no regrets in meeting you, friend. Should the day ever come that we are not together, you will continue to shine like gold in my memories."

@ofmora, a private roleplay blog for zhongli of genshin impact. written by eggy!

rules & about.

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And also, I get to design him funky lil outfits for different environments.

I want to make a zhongli blog where all he does is travel to different worlds and taste the tea there, pretending to be a completely normal human man.

Like there could be absolute CHAOS going on around him and he's just sitting there sipping his drink.

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I want to make a zhongli blog where all he does is travel to different worlds and taste the tea there, pretending to be a completely normal human man.

Like there could be absolute CHAOS going on around him and he's just sitting there sipping his drink.

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sowwy if i'm not speedy 2 reply. mental health went into the garbage after shite news at my post-op appointment.

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help i'm coming up to my 10 year anniversary of writing proton on tumblr

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you think you can hide from me :) hoenn isn't very big :)

I HOPE YOUR STUPID CAPE GETS SUCKED INTO A JET ENGINE