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By my audacity alone I have decided you are my son in the most literal and biological meaning of the word.

Pharma says i only weigh one grape

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With words, my wonderful and beloved son.

You're tiny, I'm sorry, you get it from me probably.

Pharma says i only weigh one grape

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Sounds about right.

Pharma says i only weigh one grape

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Should it though?

somebody should make sure Prowl ate today.

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Should they though?

somebody should make sure Prowl ate today.

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“Nobody’s hands are completely clean.”

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"Fair enough then. Unfortunately I taught your little sister how to swear in Altihexian so that's my accomplishments for the year. Think Ratchet might throw me out the airlock?"

"Captain's Log, Stardate whatever. After taking a year off to work on some core problems, I have been back on board for two days and I'm already considering relapse. I have a headache."

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"You really should do that- tomorrow. Besides, he needs to re-evaluate your med dosages."

"Captain's Log, Stardate whatever. After taking a year off to work on some core problems, I have been back on board for two days and I'm already considering relapse. I have a headache."

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"If you narc me out to Ratchet, you're grounded- but I have a hidden locker refrigeration unit down by the engineering hub. Unit 392. Take what you want just not the pink ones, those are Kiki and I's favorites."

"Captain's Log, Stardate whatever. After taking a year off to work on some core problems, I have been back on board for two days and I'm already considering relapse. I have a headache."

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This better not be you trying to have a fuckin' laugh Whirl.

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I think Brainstorm has… whatsit… “latent processor damage” from the whole mushroom debacle. That or he hit his head realllly hard, because he can’t remember the last, oh, three years? I need you both pretty please to come down here and stand next to each other so he knows I’m not having him on.

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Couldn't have anything to do with the MULTI YEAR BACKLOG of maintenance requests you stuck in a folder marked "Taxes 1986" hm?!

I take a sabbatical and not only are y'all a wreck, I'm amazed the ship has not exploded.

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[Coughs soot, thumbs up]

"Let's see who all is still alive."

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.... Fair play to that. Carry on.

Vortex could murder me and i’d thank him

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AID I CAN HEAR YOU.

Vortex could murder me and i’d thank him

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Don’t make me pull up the messages I’ve had to receive from you about Whirl.

I love Perceptor but there’s only so much a mech can take hearing about medics.

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[He is gently sliding new wingwarmers onto the sleeping jet, crocheted and soft and with a pastel coral reef pattern- while Kickback is sneakily placing so many drawing of Cool Ocean Animals all over Brainstorm's nesting area.]

[he is asleep in his pile of pillows and whale plushies]

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Fuck you my babies are PERFECT!!!

All of my children are perfect and untouchable angels.

[Haughty sniff.]