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marketing guy: hmmm yeah we need to make vodka soda branded as “gay water.” make sure the packaging looks like diaper packaging.

other marketing guy: maybe we should add funny little stickers, like–

both at the same time: racism is small dick energy!

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happy thursday december 28th

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Mettaton: Our next question; you can have sex with one real person from all of monster history; who is your ultimate lay?

Asgore: Id like to have sex one more time with my ex wife. Our relationship fell apart after our children died, but my body still yearns for her. The ultimate downside to finding "the one" is that things may collapse and leave you wanting.

Sans: I also choose that guys ex wife

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i love carol holiday so fucking much i cannot believe toby made manfred von karma but this time he's FEMALE and a FURRY

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Spent tonight at a local short film festival. One of the shorts was made by two 12 year olds in their backyard and it was the best short of the entire night

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Can someone explain Dwarf Fortress to me???

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RTD: Women DON’T belong in the kitchen 😌 they belong in the zero room doing nothing with a child they never previously professed any desire to have

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Fox definitely made the titan look like a rather human face in shadows before the titan revealed itself. A bald man, light highlighting the nose and lip. Those contours don't even fit the titan when revealed.

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Yuri shippers: *ignoring the nominal protagonist to ship his various designated love interests with each other*

Nominal protagonist: *actually has a halfway-interesting deal for once*

Yuri shippers:

Yuri shippers: We have a proposal.

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Detect evil but it becomes increasingly clear that whoever calibrated it had some really weird moral stances.

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okay slur song streaming money got paid out finally so as promised all $2016 dollars have been sent to a charity for homeless LGBT teens

even though what you are apparently supposed to do when you make money is use it to destroy democracy I guess we can always do that next time

thank you all for contributing

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*Right before going to bed in Chapter 4*

Introducing Tututim my very original and very cool soulsona.

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I simply dont have much interest in measuring which dr who writerman is the most misogynistic. The problem has a solution and it’s not saying Steven Moffat dr who was Woke Actually it’s putting a woman at the helm of this show.

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theyre everything to me

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rewatching the first two chapters to refresh my memory and rekindling my love for susie

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religious killer: i can hear God speaking to me, to kill the demons that live in this world with my gun of justice

atheist killer: I kill only because of my own moral code. Whether it's for money so I can survive, or self-defense against a threat, I am the one who chooses when I kill.

agnostic killer: nobody really knows why I shoot people