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Some of my fave Black Fae Day lewks:
Slays.bySarah on IG
Etoilesroses on IG

Phleshe on IG and maybe on here?

Feycrafts on twitter

KSHAW_tv on Twitter

Kagoneko on twitter

Hotboybebop on Twitter

Queer_Elf_Club on Twitter
And Thorns_and_Flames who lives in my head rent-free
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I'm bisexual which means I have both the limp wrist condition and the I'm gonna lift all those chairs by myself if it kills me syndrome
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it’s always “poor little meow meow” or “evil bastard” or “I could make him worse” what about men who are normal 🙄what about men who pay taxes and are well adjusted individuals and not at all insane
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ma’am it’s not me, I swear!! I think you’re looking for my evil clone that keeps mugging me after I pass out
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i love when people repost funny tik toks here im never downloading tht stupid fucking app you are my little messenger pigeons
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Just saw a very serious tumblr post refer to adults age 25+ as “older adults.” I am begging you kids to go outside and interact with diverse groups of people. Please. It’s for your own good.
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when HANNIBAL LECTER said 'what we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others lives beyond us' that gave me irl therapy..............thank you king idk abt the murder and desecration tho
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"why does your demon boyfriend never wear a shirt?" well it's very hot in hell and they get stuck on his horns. no one tell him about button up shirts btw or i'll fucking kill you.
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Millennials and Gen Z? BUY SHIT! OWN THINGS! DO NOT SUBSCRIBE!
Listen to me.
You do not want this future to happen to you I promise you. Because the minute you enter into a subscription existence you allow for a possibility of losing everything. Why?
Well, because when you stop paying then you stop having.
I buy my cars outright for this reason.
I have not thrown away my DVD collection for this reason.
I still have my old-school ipod for this reason.
I buy songs I really like direct from the artist on top of my subscription for this reason.
I back shit up on to my external hard drives rather than depending on a cloud only for this reason (which reminds me that I need to do taht this weekend).
If someone ELSE is holding the physical source of what you're paying for? YOU DON'T OWN IT. You're just giving someone your energy and time for permission to access it.
You're leasing your existence.
Don't fucking fall for it, do you hear me?
It's bad enough we have to lease our water, our heat, our internet and our entertainment.
Buy what you want outright WHENEVER YOU CAN. Then do anything you can to maintain it in the face of planned obsolescence. I promise you, there will be a moment when you will be glad you did
Because aside from relationships? Things are literally all the system let us keep in this existence so don't lease your fucking possessions if at all avoidable because at this stage in capitalism we're all a few bad days from being unable to pay those leases. And then what? Then you only have what you can keep and those comforts and necessities that will keep you going, I promise you. Don't let there be anything more that can be taken from you than absolutely necessary.
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