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god everything sucks. i'm gonna kill [remembers suicidal thoughts are bad for me][remembers whose fault it all really is] my dad

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Bothersome creature

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i actually get a bit annoyed with people who get a bit annoyed when people say “sorry” in response to their bad news. “why are you apologizing you didn’t do anything :/” like okay well a) you don’t know that and actually yes i am the secret architect of all your woes and have been this whole time, way to refuse to acknowledge a woman (gender neutral)’s accomplishments. and b) we’re both fluent english speakers so you know perfectly well that “sorry” isn’t always an apology and is very commonly used as an expression of general regret or sympathy. not in this case, because i have been your secret nemesis for years, meticulously plotting your every misery, but, like, in general

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“The New York Times collaborated with a white nationalist eugenicist hacker and agreed to keep his identity a secret to publish a Zohran Mamdani hit piece” is a way bigger story than “18 year old Zohran Mamdani ticked ‘African American’ on his Columbia application because he was a citizen of Uganda”

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This cat hates the United States

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U want something and then when u get it it’s like omg………… I’m scared

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*cools ur dashboard down*

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crisp glass of water moodboard

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one of my favorite twitter accounts that is defunct now is it was this account called like Crazy Optical Illusions or something and they would just post popular optical illusions but edit them so they werent optical illusions anymore and they would just pretend and people would be very confused / angry in the comments

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wishing everyone going through a heatwave right now a very Please Survive

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how do i make men w long hair luv me

men with long hair only love themselves and marijuana cigarettes. Its best you move on

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please put in the tags how many siblings you have and whether you’re a competitive person or not it’s for science

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always so scary to remember catholics actually believe all of that and it's not just a crazy sex thing

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i [0f] is a baby deer my mama [2f] is gone what should i do

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sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

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