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just fought off the meanest stomach ache. i can do anything and also im invincible

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“listen to your body” what if my body says do whatever you want all the time

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Working a front facing job is awful for a girls “why did I say that” syndrome

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You never recover from being weird in middle school

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a lot of things get on my nerves. im constantly annoyed. and i also have a deep love of humanity and the world but everything is really annoying

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(voice of a girl who's already weird about it) can i be weird about this

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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

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me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area

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ended the bag of popcorn and at the bottom there was a chunk of cheese and things like that are the only reason i wake up in the morning

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I’m seriously about to fucking (remembers this tweet)

LOSE MY FUCKING MARBLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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had a dream this morning and when i woke up all i could remember from it was that it was set up in that white space that squidward was in when he time traveled too far and i was talking to maybe two people about someone in the news getting in trouble for fraudulence but i changed it at some point and said “flatulence” and kept making the joke that this person in the news got in trouble for being too farty. i made the joke a lot of times. i don’t remember anyone laughing

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the amount of times I check my tumblr everyday is unhealthy

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no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.

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The cure to anxiety is completing all the tasks you have to finish for the day early and doing them phenomenally and being physically perfect and on everyone’s good side preferably even their favorite.

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my ability to read what ive typed out 20 times before hitting post and still not notice a typo is remarkable

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“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care