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Yeah i feel a little poisoned But i keep on rocking
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This leaf looked so much like actual skin
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watch who you're talking to pal i've influenced as many as 6 people all around the world
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youre just jealous because MY DAD got the treasure and YOUR DAD got shot to death with a million blow darts
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do you guys remember how many flash games obama was the protagonist of in 2009
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my message to everyone who posts queer poetry is: stop what you're doing right now and gather up all your journal entries and notes app pages and etc because you could put them to better use. become a white rapper. look up some xxxtentacion type beats on youtube. I just really really want to hear this
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my moms reaction to my bat incident tonight
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an absolute travesty this Simpsons clip isn't on YouTube in full by itself because I would fight for the honor of it being one of the best jokes in the entire show
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god i wish he had looked into the camera just this once
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Aww hell naw they cooking plankton on xiaohungshu
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