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OH GOD ! Here is is ! The rarest pokemon ! JOEY BATEY

Thank you so much to have found this @lansalla !

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“If you know my name it is only because you know his songs” from Geralt directed at Jaskier’s CHILDHOOD BULLY I’m never recovering from this

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Jaskier looking for historical documents that are favorable accounts of witchers.

He accidentally uncovers the chronicles of Vesemir's slut era.

"Oh, come on," Jaskier said, tugging on Geralt. "It’ll be fun."

Geralt hesitated. "I don’t know, Jask. Is it really a good idea to read historical records about Witchers? Even the flattering ones tend to have... issues."

Jaskier didn’t answer. Instead, he gave Geralt that look—the wide, pleading eyes and the soft, irresistible smile that had won Geralt over more times than he cared to admit. After all these years, Geralt still hadn’t found a defense against it.

"Fine," he muttered.

They settled in with the dusty old document, flipping through pages of embellished tales and half-truths. Soon enough, they landed on a passage about Vesemir—and his surprisingly extensive romantic history.

"Did you know about this?" Jaskier asked, eyebrows raised.

Geralt grimaced. "Not something I ever wanted to ask about. Who really wants to read about their father figure’s sex life?"

But before he could turn the page, Jaskier’s eyes locked onto a name—and his face went pale.

“Duchess Elżbieta Antonina Pankratz of Lettenhove,” he read aloud. His voice cracked. “Grandma?”

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What if I was a lonely brooding man but my features softened as I stared at you adoringly?

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Okay so after the mountain breakup and makeup, jaskier has a new horse. He super excited to introduce Geralt “horse girl” Riviera to his sweetheart of a horse, Pegasus. He talk about how well mannered and precious his horse is; and how he just had to buy him off of his old owners who didn’t treat him right — “ I mean they didn’t even give him apples, Geralt, who does that?? —

Geralt is expecting a dainty normal horse, maybe with ribbons in his hair, like his owner. But they get to the stables and jaskier skips over to this behemoth of a war horse. (I’m thinking like a shire horse type breed).

Jaskier is just absolutely besotted with the “sweetheart” and Geralt is petrified. This horse is bigger than roach. It’s glaring at Geralt with the rage of hellfire. Geralt is like 57% sure it’s a hell horse.

It’s also super protective of jaskier and it hates Geralt. Pegasus is always moving in between the two and when Jaskier starts giving Geralt attention Pegasus whines and Jaskier will go back to him.

Geralt is not jealous no matter what anyone says. He tries to tell Jaskier about how his demon horse keeps glaring at him and bumping him off the road. But everytime he tries to point it out Pegasus has the most innocent look on his face.

It would be so funny to see a horse and a Witcher try and fight for Jaskier attention

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Needy Geralt, I repeat NEEDY GERALT 🗣️

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i’m gonna think about this clip every day for the rest of my life. the manhandling. the way house closes his eyes when wilson shoves him. the way he looks up at him. the way he says “i can feel myself repressing all kinds of icky things” while LOOKING UP AT WILSON LIKE THAT. a lot of choices were made here. this show isn’t real.

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House MD really is better if you just watch it under the assumption that House and Wilson are secretly making out literally every single time the two of them are both off screen at the same time.

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House MD was crazy for having their mc be an autistic bisexual depressed disabled drug addict who canonically self harms and experienced abuse AND was in a doomed codependent toxic yaoiship with his repressed homosexual bestie

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House would treat two gay patients like shit and get sued for being homophobic and cuddy would go "he's not homophobic, he treats everyone like that!" which does not hold up in court so instead he's like how can I be homophobic when I have a boyfriend? Wilson stand up. Everyone would turn to Wilson (who had ZERO warning about this) and he'd stutter before glaring at House and stand "yes, House is unfortunately my boyfriend"

Then they'd walk out of the courtroom and Wilson would chew him out which House ignores. Cue 3 days layer when Wilson says House needs to clear up they lied about being gay to get him off (ha) and they're not actually dating because he is NOT getting any dates like this. House would walk into the hospital cafeteria and yell "ATTENTION EVERYONE. Doctor Wilson is not my boyfriend." Wilson would nod for 2 seconds before House follows up with "because we're engaged!" and Wilson can't even be mad because why did he think for 2 seconds that House would make it easy for him

House would try to use this as an opportunity to demand less clinic hours (think of it as a wedding gift) which he does not get because Cuddy knows exactly what's going on and she thinks it's hilarious but she needs his ass working

Cuddy: yeah? You two are a thing? How big is he?

House: 5.3 inches

Wilson: how the FUCK do you know that

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high-masking autistic guy giving pointers to his non-masking autistic boybestie to prepare him for his date with cameron

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average friendship

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“You talk like they’re your friends.”

“They are.”

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of course crowley invited aziraphale to the baftas, we just didn't notice

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I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

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do you ever think about the fact that Dean's worst fear in the face of Death was having to watch Cas die and then be killed himself, but instead he had to live a worse nightmare where he had to watch Cas die and then was forced to live?

ya me neither

gifs by @bloodydeanwinchester