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I love this scene so much! Everyone always talks about Leon here taking the pitcher from Merlin because these love struck idiots are too busy looking into each others eyes to notice the rest of the world. But when Leon takes the pitcher and Merlin quickly looks away Arthur takes that moment to look at Merlin’s face, you can see his eyes trail down to Merlin’s cheekbones, and probably wanting to look down at his lips, but he’s not granted that time as Merlin looks back to meet his eyes once again, so he quickly looks back up.

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the horniest he’s ever been in his entire life

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“Gerallllttttt,” Jaskier grins, engulfing him in a hug, which makes Geralt stiffen. “You came!”

“Of course I came,” he grunts. “You invited me.”

“I always invite you, thank you very much. This is the first time you’ve actually shown up.” Jaskier’s eyes sparkle as he releases him from the hug, fingers lingering for just a second too long on his shoulder. Flirt. Though, it seems like he’s a bit tipsy already. Geralt’s pretty sure Jaskier doesn’t know how not to flirt when he’s drunk. He’s been like that as long as he’s known him.

Everybody’s Gonna Love Today (3051 words) by Dopredo Chapters: 1/2 Fandom: The Witcher (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion Additional Tags: Drunken Confessions, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, POV Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Idiots in Love, Mutual Pining, Eventual Fluff, Famous Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia is a Mess, Emotionally Constipated Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Summary: Geralt goes to Jaskier’s show and finds out who all his songs are about. *** “Is everything ok?” His voice is gentle, soothing. It’s alluring, to tell him how he’s feeling, but he knows he won’t be able to hold back once he starts, and that’s dangerous. Especially seeing as Jaskier’s lips are tinged with pink from the wine and he smells of aftershave and lilies, and Geralt is leaning in– “I’m ok,” he says quickly – too quickly. He stables himself. “It’s been a busy few months–”

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BBC Merlin (2008-2012) trending again as it does a few times every year, NBC Hannibal (2013-2015) trending once again as it does every year, Hilson (ship name for Dr. Gregory House and Dr. James Wilson) from Fox's House (2004-2012) trending in Tumblrs House Renaissance

It is March 2025 for those without timestamps on.

Truly modern TV has nothing on whatever the fuck they put in 2000's and 2010s homoerotic television named after one of the main characters

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Here's a quick au idea that just came to me today:

In a modern au where Merlin is still waiting on Arthur, historians recently discovered a whole batch of legal documents from Arthur's reign. These documents detail many changes he made to the laws of Camelot, including the repeal of the magic ban (which the historians assumed was just a halt on witch hunts).

However, one thing that the historians note as strange were the large number of laws that only applied to the king's personal manservant, who was never mentioned by name in the documents. These laws range from oddly specific, such as 'the king's manservant shall not accompany knights to the tavern', to downright bizarre decrees that make no sense, like 'the king's manservant is hereby forbidden from pointing out stew in the king's hair.'

The historians' first guess was that perhaps King Arthur was going a bit mad in his later years, but they didn't find any other ludicrous laws besides the ones pertaining to his manservant, which then led the historians to question the identity of this manservant and his relationship to the king.

All of this culminates in a historical exhibit showcasing the documents and postulating on this mysterious manservant of king Arthur. Many scholars flock to the exhibit, eager to examine the documents and debate their meaning and impact within a historical context.

Which then leads to a very tired Dr. Merlin Emrys, a medieval history professor, being dragged by his colleagues to see the exhibit and having to stifle is laughter as these world-renowned scholars tear their hair out trying to understand what was essentially a prank war between him and Arthur.

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so tired of all these fics where merlin is captured and is like "p-please n-n-n-n-no" like this hoe didn't show up to camelot, immeadiately commit aggravated assault, get arrested, get out of prison, continue to try both commit aggravated assault and regicide, and then within the next 30 minutes of the episode commit like 3 counts of murder 😭😭

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OH GOD ! Here is is ! The rarest pokemon ! JOEY BATEY

Thank you so much to have found this @lansalla !

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“If you know my name it is only because you know his songs” from Geralt directed at Jaskier’s CHILDHOOD BULLY I’m never recovering from this

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Jaskier looking for historical documents that are favorable accounts of witchers.

He accidentally uncovers the chronicles of Vesemir's slut era.

"Oh, come on," Jaskier said, tugging on Geralt. "It’ll be fun."

Geralt hesitated. "I don’t know, Jask. Is it really a good idea to read historical records about Witchers? Even the flattering ones tend to have... issues."

Jaskier didn’t answer. Instead, he gave Geralt that look—the wide, pleading eyes and the soft, irresistible smile that had won Geralt over more times than he cared to admit. After all these years, Geralt still hadn’t found a defense against it.

"Fine," he muttered.

They settled in with the dusty old document, flipping through pages of embellished tales and half-truths. Soon enough, they landed on a passage about Vesemir—and his surprisingly extensive romantic history.

"Did you know about this?" Jaskier asked, eyebrows raised.

Geralt grimaced. "Not something I ever wanted to ask about. Who really wants to read about their father figure’s sex life?"

But before he could turn the page, Jaskier’s eyes locked onto a name—and his face went pale.

“Duchess Elżbieta Antonina Pankratz of Lettenhove,” he read aloud. His voice cracked. “Grandma?”

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What if I was a lonely brooding man but my features softened as I stared at you adoringly?

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Okay so after the mountain breakup and makeup, jaskier has a new horse. He super excited to introduce Geralt “horse girl” Riviera to his sweetheart of a horse, Pegasus. He talk about how well mannered and precious his horse is; and how he just had to buy him off of his old owners who didn’t treat him right — “ I mean they didn’t even give him apples, Geralt, who does that?? —

Geralt is expecting a dainty normal horse, maybe with ribbons in his hair, like his owner. But they get to the stables and jaskier skips over to this behemoth of a war horse. (I’m thinking like a shire horse type breed).

Jaskier is just absolutely besotted with the “sweetheart” and Geralt is petrified. This horse is bigger than roach. It’s glaring at Geralt with the rage of hellfire. Geralt is like 57% sure it’s a hell horse.

It’s also super protective of jaskier and it hates Geralt. Pegasus is always moving in between the two and when Jaskier starts giving Geralt attention Pegasus whines and Jaskier will go back to him.

Geralt is not jealous no matter what anyone says. He tries to tell Jaskier about how his demon horse keeps glaring at him and bumping him off the road. But everytime he tries to point it out Pegasus has the most innocent look on his face.

It would be so funny to see a horse and a Witcher try and fight for Jaskier attention

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Needy Geralt, I repeat NEEDY GERALT 🗣️

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i’m gonna think about this clip every day for the rest of my life. the manhandling. the way house closes his eyes when wilson shoves him. the way he looks up at him. the way he says “i can feel myself repressing all kinds of icky things” while LOOKING UP AT WILSON LIKE THAT. a lot of choices were made here. this show isn’t real.

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House MD really is better if you just watch it under the assumption that House and Wilson are secretly making out literally every single time the two of them are both off screen at the same time.

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House MD was crazy for having their mc be an autistic bisexual depressed disabled drug addict who canonically self harms and experienced abuse AND was in a doomed codependent toxic yaoiship with his repressed homosexual bestie

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House would treat two gay patients like shit and get sued for being homophobic and cuddy would go "he's not homophobic, he treats everyone like that!" which does not hold up in court so instead he's like how can I be homophobic when I have a boyfriend? Wilson stand up. Everyone would turn to Wilson (who had ZERO warning about this) and he'd stutter before glaring at House and stand "yes, House is unfortunately my boyfriend"

Then they'd walk out of the courtroom and Wilson would chew him out which House ignores. Cue 3 days layer when Wilson says House needs to clear up they lied about being gay to get him off (ha) and they're not actually dating because he is NOT getting any dates like this. House would walk into the hospital cafeteria and yell "ATTENTION EVERYONE. Doctor Wilson is not my boyfriend." Wilson would nod for 2 seconds before House follows up with "because we're engaged!" and Wilson can't even be mad because why did he think for 2 seconds that House would make it easy for him

House would try to use this as an opportunity to demand less clinic hours (think of it as a wedding gift) which he does not get because Cuddy knows exactly what's going on and she thinks it's hilarious but she needs his ass working

Cuddy: yeah? You two are a thing? How big is he?

House: 5.3 inches

Wilson: how the FUCK do you know that

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high-masking autistic guy giving pointers to his non-masking autistic boybestie to prepare him for his date with cameron