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*Dr Doofenshmietz gestures at an empty area*
“BEHOLD THE PROCRASTINATOR!”
*empty area*
“I haven’t built it yet”
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So I just rewatched Enola Holmes 2, and the ending scene where Sherlock asks Enola to be his partner is so funny to me.
Enola is over here girlbossing her way through life, starting a business, going out with her boyfriend, completely unbothered
And Sherlock is like, ��I’m literally so lonely, please can we hang out more’
It is peak Lonely Older Sibling™️ behavior, his little sister is his only friend and he knows it.
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The unexpected reason why the drive-through line is so long
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This is Braxton’s phone. 100%
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the fact he’s so done with her shit, I wish this was kept in the film😭
“you die where does it leave me”
“without a meal ticket i suppose” THE SASS
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Mama Bat Masterpost
From a prompt by @tourettesdog .
Danny is hungry and homeless in Gotham city. When he gets caught stealing food, he points at the nearest adult as his guardian in hopes they'll play along and stop him from getting reported to the authorities.
That nearest adult is Cass Wayne.
Intro
Chapter one: meet Tim and Alfred
Chapter two: meet Damian and Batdad
Chapter three: meet Stephanie and Dick (two part reblog)
Chapter four: meet Barbara (first section posted)
Chapter four part two
Chapter five: meet Jason, oh no
Jason part 2
Jason part 3
Chapter six: bonding with Uncle Damian as the news gets out too far
Chapter six: part two
Chapter seven: partial reveal
Chapter eight: Hungry
Chapter nine: Dinner Out
Chapter 10 part 1: Calling from Hell to ask if you maybe know where the demons are?
Chapter 10 part 2
Chapter 11
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The legal problems
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MAKE HIM DISLIKE LOVE YOU
Harry Castillo x Reader (The Materialists)
The mini series
Summary: You work as a housekeeper in a rich family's mansion and often have to deal with their spoiled daughter. One day, she asks you to pretend to be her on a blind date with a guy her dad picked out for her. Your mission is to make him not like you so he won't want to marry her. But here's the twist: will Harry end up hating you, or could he actually fall for you? That's the real question. Warnings: 18+ (smut, MDNI) kinda romantic comedy stuff, fluffy, angst, lying, soft and caring Harry Castillo, Lucy as his ex, John as Lucy's ex, wealth, expensive gifts, drinks, money, cars, language, sexual tension, oral sex, p in v sex, kissing, slow burn, power imbalance, I might have missed some warnings; I will update them in due time. authors note: I am not sure about his name. If there's any update, I will edit. English is not my native, so please be nice; this is my third fanfiction. Thank you for the reblogs, comments, and likes. Love you all!
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Chapter 1: Blind Date
Chapter 2: Cinderella
Chapter 3: Happily Never After
Chapter 4: No More Secrets
Chapter 5: Falling Hard
Chapter 6: Truth or Dare
Chapter 7: Apologize
Chapter 8: Trick or Threat
Chapter 9: Hurt
Chapter 10: coming Soon
Chapter 11: coming Soon
my masterlist
series playlist
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MAKE HIM DISLIKE LOVE YOU
Harry Castillo x Reader (The Materialists)
The mini series
Summary: You work as a housekeeper in a rich family's mansion and often have to deal with their spoiled daughter. One day, she asks you to pretend to be her on a blind date with a guy her dad picked out for her. Your mission is to make him not like you so he won't want to marry her. But here's the twist: will Harry end up hating you, or could he actually fall for you? That's the real question. Warnings: 18+ (smut, MDNI) kinda romantic comedy stuff, fluffy, angst, lying, soft and caring Harry Castillo, Lucy as his ex, John as Lucy's ex, wealth, expensive gifts, drinks, money, cars, language, sexual tension, oral sex, p in v sex, kissing, slow burn, power imbalance, I might have missed some warnings; I will update them in due time. authors note: I am not sure about his name. If there's any update, I will edit. English is not my native, so please be nice; this is my third fanfiction. Thank you for the reblogs, comments, and likes. Love you all!
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Chapter 1: Blind Date
Chapter 2: Cinderella
Chapter 3: Happily Never After
Chapter 4: No More Secrets
Chapter 5: Falling Hard
Chapter 6: Truth or Dare
Chapter 7: Apologize
Chapter 8: Trick or Threat
Chapter 9: Hurt
Chapter 10: coming Soon
Chapter 11: coming Soon
my masterlist
series playlist
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—𝗖𝗢𝗔 𝗠𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗧;
summary: “Tell me a story with a happy ending.”
pairing: john wick x f!reader x santino d’antonio
progress: [20/25] - PART 21 IN PROGRESS | NEXT UPDATE:
word count: 329k+
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Pouting under a bush because I asked him to walk through some grass
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