welcome to snopegeroffe home of the unholy kawaii of demon possessed dave strider im not actually demon possessed but i like to pretend when i hiss at the kids from down the street the little shits anyways im twenty nine i killed some people so im in hiding blah blah you dont care lets be honest youre just here for my dick
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i just ate homemade cinnamon rolls
its like eating heaven but in the form of rolled up jizz covered bread
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i didnt say i had any idea where you were
i assume youll come home eventually
and ill be here
ready to pounce
You haven’t met the Jake I’m dating.
So you have no idea where I am.
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you mean one of those stand in guys ouch haha those guys fucking crack me up but theyre not quite spot on at being me
the real deal is an enigma
and apparently an enigma that will record plucking out his dick punching eyes for the ladys honor
Promise me if you get to 70 you’ll at least record the ripping out of your eyes and post it in my honour.
I don’t know how far your apparent wealth is going to get you in terms of not 8eing a loser, considering the fact I’ve d8ed one of you altern8s and to say the very least it was an exceptionally …trying experience.
8ut I’m listening.
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whose island
thats the shitty kid right
You would have to deal with me playing Otome games.
And I’m at Jake’s island right now.
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what if i said id be over in five minutes
Well, you were supposed to come visit.
So excuse me for being a bit of an ass to you. You can deal.
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would a loser know how to punch someone in the dick with his eyes
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silentlytestified replied to your post: silentlytestified replied to your post: speaking...
I’m dating an alternate of you. Does that count.
im making a face right now that were you here would equate to me punching you in the dick
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30
if it was 70 id have probably ripped out my eyeballs and cried like a small child curled up in a pile of bloody blankets while i despaired into eternity
also nobody poor does coke so that should have been a boost of my rep not a sinker
I think you’ve yet to prove that, considering the only time I talked to you as of yet I 8elieve was when you were apparently on some form of coke 8inge I can assume and up for, I can’t remem8er if it was 30-some hours or 70-some.
8ut I’ll give you a chance. ::::o
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i feel like i cant say no homo because im at least 30 percent homo
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silentlytestified replied to your post: speaking of hard
Insert dick here.
no incest i say as i shake my head
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im trying to use the internet but im famous and aloof
its hard
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if you use derp in an argument there is a 100% chance i will laugh at you so long you become awkward and feel the need to leave
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so i disappeared for a few days when i was supposed to visit my baby bro
i should probably come up with some extreme excuse but im too busy being concerned with the fact that the cake i got him went bad
i bought another one though
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your url is spooky hoe i just accept you as you are
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actually pretty okay dude
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im awake again and currently wondering when i put safe dash on
as if there is anything i havent seen before thats going to jump up and shock me
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