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Captions shouldn't be censored. If the video says fuck or cum or cunt the captions should say the fucking word.

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This ABSOLUTELY works.

I have used this for many years. Definitely b do it.

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new pronouns just dropped:

- “he” in the way you call an animal you don’t know the gender of “a little guy”

- “she” in the way sailors refer to their boats

- “they” in the way people say “they say that ___”, a faceless and all knowing collective. you are anything, you are everything.

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i know i make this post every time i use spotify for music again but spotify is so incomprehensibly bad and i think its a sign of evil that so many ppls response is ‘oh well guess ill pay for premium’ instead of swift and brutal violence against whoever made the decisions on how the free app would behave or whatever

like you cant just listen to an album (itll shuffle and add other songs) you cant listen to any song on demand, theres like a 2 minute ad break per every 2-3 somgs, itll give you ‘watch this ad and get a half hour ad free!’ prompts and then proceed to Not Do That, limited skips, etc. its almost UNUSABLE without premium, with literally the sole benefit being to use its bullshit shuffling intentionally to find new music (and even then youre tormented every few minutes by unbearable screechy voiced obnoxious ads). theres zero reason to use it instead of just downloading your own music, but its frustrating bc you know how good music streaming would be if it wasnt literally designed for advertisers. and we really shouldnt be okay with the future of media being like this.

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To all Gamers and Video Games Fans with Disabilities, Neurodivergence or Mental Illness

I'm planning on making a website, which will hopefully be a nonprofit at some point, called "Can I play that?". The hope is that this website will review different games and game consoles for their accessibility features and help disabled gamers figure out which games would be best for them to play given their individual disabilities, or which are even playable for them at all. I also hope to expand it to review Disabled Representation in, and include Trigger Warnings for, things like TV Shows and Movies as well.

The plan includes different sections for Types of Disabilities (hearing, visual, motor and cognitive), Individual Disabilities, and Reviews for Individual Games and Consoles.

It's going to be a lot of work, which is why I'm making this post. I'm going to need help to both make the website and upload reviews and content to it. If you are a disabled gamer, are passionate about disabled representation or want to help put up trigger warnings, please message me and we can form a team. We'll probably exchange email addresses so I can include you in emails about the process and also contact you easier. At this point it will just be a normal website, but I'm hoping to turn it into a nonprofit one day so we can get donations. But until then, I'll still need help with it.

Here's the original concept I've made for the website to all those interested. Thanks so much for your help:

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remake: i need help surviving

hi, i'm sorry not sorry but i still very much need help gathering funds for upcoming bills for myself this month.

i've set a certain goal this time after tallying up what i need while i wait for unemployment to either pull through/while i keep looking for work. context for this post can be found here.

please do NOT tag as d*n*tions or any form of similar tags because that will get this post hidden!!! i am begging you please do not do that, i need this post to be seen.

here is my current goal: $600.

this is to cover majority of my expenses (bills, food, medicine, hygiene products, etc).

below are all my donation links and an additional link to my public toyhou.se where i have PLENTY of designs/adopts for sale. you're free to DM me if anything on there catches your eye!

as always, if you can't donate/don't see anything you want to buy, please just reblog instead! i appreciate it immensely! thank you and have a nice day!

kuuufi

p*yp*l

v*nm*

c*sh*pp: $SalemV

designs for sale here

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I have a longer post floating around that's notes have died out but in summary:

chronically ill black lesbian needs to pay for continued health care; she and trans lesbian gf need funds for bills as well after getting covid and missing work

since I've made that post I've gotten another notice from the hospital have called them a ton of times and had a therapist appt that cost $104, a flat tire that set me back another $60, and our final aircon window unit went out and needs to be replaced

Please please help if you can, I'll put my paylinks below! 💗

zlle: sailorsylvie@gmail.com

cshapp: $sailorsylvie

vnmo: Serena-Manning

pypal: sailorsylvie@gmail.com

Wishlist!

Thank y'all so so much!!!!

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already got a blazed marvel post. the adpocalypse is closer than we think so heres your daily PSA

don't interact with corporate tumblr accounts

yes even to dunk on them. i don't care if you have the sickest burn of the century lined up, don't even give them the time of day

the eventual and inevitable fall of twitter marks a change in the advertising industry, and tumblr is unclaimed territory. if we want tumblr to remain the social media bastion it has become, it needs to remain as unappealing to corporations as possible. do not engage. in a marketing strategist's eyes, any kind of attention is good attention. don't "silence, brand" them. don't kungpowpenis them. don't send them hate anons. don't hate-follow them. corporate tumblrs are not a single entity and they will not be harassed off this site. we only have a shot at repelling them because of tumblr's lack of an algorithm. so turn off recommended posts on your dashboard, put it chronological order, and install an adblocker. if you don't seek out these blazed posts and actively ignore them when they happen upon you, the corporations will starve. in this case, the best kind of protest is a silent one

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Tweet & video from witchytwitchytv on Nov 15, 2022 reading: Since @Twitch again ignored requests to feature streamers for Native American Heritage month, we decided to put something together ourselves.

From Tlingit to Diné, here are just a few of the indigenous creators you can find on Twitch 🎉

Streamers:

@clayandrain @The_Cro_Show @EagleSoaring_ @_linainverse @OneTrueNativ3 @riahontasx @AtopYourPeak @Simplyaretha @heepoh_ @omisenyan @agreenriver07 @malliumpkin @BewitchedChula @digiMANDA_ @zelestiaa (some of these handles crossover to tumblr too, I hope y'all don't mind the tags here if you see this!)

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Do you hate Valentine’s Day? Does it make you feel lonely and sad?

Great news bestie, I have the perfect replacement holiday for you:

James “Colonizer Bitch” Cook was murdered in Hawai’i by my ancestors on Feb 14th, 1779, on Kealakekua Bay. This iconic move ended his reign of terror across the Pacific, where he ruined everything and was overall a massive dick. Buy yourself some chocolate and fondly remember how Kānaka Maoli stabbed James to death and burned his corpse. It’s the perfect holiday for all ages ❤️

Rest in pieces James Cook, you haole bitch.

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if earn it passes we're all fucked. like we are all fucked. EARN IT will fuck over sex workers’ and anyone who posts anything 'adult content' onlines lives, put activists in danger, and destroy the last vestiges of the open internet. We need everyone on red alert here. This is the big one.

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FIGHT THE EARN IT ACT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

the original post containing all information

what you can do if you don't live in the US

what you can do as a minor

discord link to help organize around this bill

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grabbing people & shaking them by the shoulders & asking DO YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE MEANINGFUL CONNECTIONS DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE TO BE REJECTED HALFWAY TO EXIST IN THE ETHER BETWEEN STRAY DOG & A EUTHANIZED BODY CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO RETURN TO THE WARMTH OF A LOVING MOTHER DO YOU KNOW WHERE CHILDHOOD GOES WHEN I FORGET PLEASE CAN YOU TELL ME I'M NOT ALONE HALF FEATHERED & AWKWARD CAN YOU BE THE SOLACE I HAVE SPENT A DECADE SEARCHING FOR & FAILING TO ACHIEVE & they smile & tell me i should focus on a stable career

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People on this hellsite reacting to a video of a rabbit/ cat/ monkey/ litteraly any animal clearly placed in a dangerous or uncomfortable situation: So cute!! So precious! What a silly little creature doing a goofy little thing!!!

People reacting to a video of a cow litteraly just existing: Evil!! It's very cruel actually!! This cow is clearly crying in pain because someone burned down its crops and insulted its mother!! Do not support this miserable little cow!!

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One of the funniest posts by a catholic on here I've ever seen

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Awesomeee thanks biden