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I like how this one is glowing like a powerful magic tome
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the bus to itself every time you press the button:
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its called the D: drive because you look at how much space is left on it and you go "D:"
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no fucking awoo. no awoo right now. its late. its not awoo time. its sleeping time. go the fuck to bed.
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I hate applying for jobs. “desired salary for this role” one billion dollars next question
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fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out
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the walking polar bear gif is already one of my favourite gifs so can you imagine the noise I made when I saw this version
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