Kelly. 30. She/Her. Evil Lu Guang supporter and encourager.
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it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks
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i came out to my mom & she said i “invented” aromanticism and asexuality
so for all the aroaces out there you’re welcome 😔🙏
i’m out here doing gods work
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Nemona, 0.1 seconds upon finding out about the Z-A Battle Royale
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I procrastinate so much that I have a gaping hole of dread inside my chest where I think my other emotions are supposed to go. unless a potential employer is reading this, in which case I don’t do that & I have all the normal emotions that human beings have & I love capitalism
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The match each others freak your honor. I have a lot of ideas lined up but I’m just slow at drawing them so y’all aren’t allowed to come up with them!
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Girls Like Girls (June 24, 2015) dir. Hayley Kiyoko & Austin S. Winchell
Happy one year anniversary!
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Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag
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just saw a furry go "ugh pup masks are the worst thing to happen to the furry community" and it's like what are you talking about those are your cousins, at the end of the day you're both pretending to be gay dog men, i think it's just an aesthetic choice at that point
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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.
"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"
but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.
such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.
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I don’t believe tsw*ft is a revolutionary or even interesting artist but she *is* the only artist who has her own folder on my phone dedicated to lyrics that make me incandescent with rage so from a perverse conceptual perspective I guess something is working
#i was with you until i saw Sparks Fly lyrics and then i was like HEY#but yeah for all the rest i can totally see why'd these would make you crazy#to this day 16 is still in my top ten dumbest taylor swift lyrics#i DO find it hilarious that the majority of these lyrics came from songs on Midnights#you're so right for that#tswift
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an hour ago i decided on a whim to go in the bathroom and see if i can dutch braid my hair since i can do french braids no problem. found out that with devoted concentration i CAN, in theory. bc i also found out i actually don't have the arm strength to hold my arms up over my head that long
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apologies if this has been done before but
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i think it's cute when americans talk about being from the 'great state of connecticut' or like 'the great state of wisconsin.' not when it's texas or new york or california obviously because then there's the fear that they're being serious. but when americans adopt that really earnest tone and are like 'god bless the great state of delaware' in response to a picture of a seagull swallowing an entire ziplock bag full of cheese-its. I think that's very endearing
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hot women named 'Heat Advisory' keep sending me messages
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😭 is the best emoji it can be ironic it can be sincere it can be laughter it can be sobbing it’s literally the whole spectrum of human emotion
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