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Hanahaki au but it’s an established relationship where their partner swears, ‘I don’t understand, I love you, I promise I do.’

Only that was never under question. It wasn’t their love that was the issue

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Scorpio ♏

Cancer ♋

Aries ♈

Aquarius ♒

Ophiuchus ⛎

Zodiac signs as breakfast foods:

Capricorn ♑

Taurus ♉

Gemini ♊

Leo ♌

Sagittarius ♐

Libra ♎

Pisces ♓

Virgo ♍

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Zodiac signs as breakfast foods:

Capricorn ♑

Taurus ♉

Gemini ♊

Leo ♌

Sagittarius ♐

Libra ♎

Pisces ♓

Virgo ♍

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do you call it 'soulmate' or 'I could recognize him by touch alone, by smell; I would know him blind, by the way his breaths came and his feet struck the earth. I would know him in death, at the end of the world.'

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Ugh! I love you so much! 🫶🏼

This made my whole day, week, month and year

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SOMEONE WRITE THIS AS DRARRY RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

Pls uwu 👉🏼👈🏼

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Space Void with Moon Phases Eyes 🌒 🌓 🌔 🌕 🌖 🌗 🌘

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If you like frogs. Or possums. Or cool builds. Or happiness. This is the video for you.

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Accurate

new quiz answer these questions and i’ll assign u an anime hair color & gender

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eat me

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if i go to silent hill and there arent any of those thotty little nurse binbos trying to stab me im fucking stealing shit

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So... Guess I'm back on this hellsite lol

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My partner took my kid to the store to buy candy because we didn't trick or treating this year. An employee offered her candy and my kid said "no, thanks, I don't want your germs" 😬

The pandemic has seriously fucked up the socializing skills of little kids they dont even say trick or treat anymore they just give you the kubrick stare until you give them candy

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my neighbors are so sweet they brought me some cookie cake because they kno i’m not doing good

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And you wanna know what's funny?

Yesterday they called me asking if I could go to work because they couldn't find anyone else for the job.

No. Fuck you.

About a month ago I applied for an English teacher post in a private bilingual school. I was scheduled for two interviews (the first one was a video call and the second one was in person) and everything went good and well. The coordinator said she was impressed with my English, thought I was perfect for the job and said she would email me the next day to set up an appointment to talk to the headmaster. Days went by and the email never came, so I was like okay maybe I should send them one asking if they'd reached a decision. I was polite and made sure I didn't sound like I was rushing them. Their answer?

"You're not what we're looking for. Stop emailing us."

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About a month ago I applied for an English teacher post in a private bilingual school. I was scheduled for two interviews (the first one was a video call and the second one was in person) and everything went good and well. The coordinator said she was impressed with my English, thought I was perfect for the job and said she would email me the next day to set up an appointment to talk to the headmaster. Days went by and the email never came, so I was like okay maybe I should send them one asking if they'd reached a decision. I was polite and made sure I didn't sound like I was rushing them. Their answer?

"You're not what we're looking for. Stop emailing us."