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*the cursed amulet tempts you*
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everyone loves to shit on shoebills like omg this bird is SO SCARY its TERRIFYING which like first of all shut up youre annoying second they are literally just standing there what the hell is your problem
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"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?
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shrimp miku
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The worst she can say is no…
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I hate queztalcoatlus
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someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust
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Pjackk daughter = smells like mustard gravy & knob creek all the time
Hsu Hao son = likely has never had a bite to eat in his life
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