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My 5 year plan is for mulholland drive to happen to me
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i survived a scoop of ice cream. I survived a candy
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yesterday my friend accidentally attached this image of a dog to his discord message and I keep randomly thinking about it and laughing
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Godzilla and Destroyah duking it out in Tokyo.
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Had an abortion and the planned parenthood staff brought out a sombrero and a fried ice cream w a sparkler in it and sang a song about how I shouldn’t feel bad because the baby was ugly
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They should Tell everyone on both love island and survivor that a nuke blew up the Us and that they have to work together to start a new society . And then see which one becomes more warlike / Powerful
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this tweet singlehandedly destroyed my speech patterns for a solid month in college
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i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"
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ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes
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