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my 8-year-old cousin got a spiderman pinata for his birthday today and he hit it so hard that he removed spiderman’s cardboard head from its shoulders and my cousin’s 11-year-old friend goes, without missing a beat, “I don’t feel so good Mr. Stark” and i lost my shit. kids really are our future.

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GO 👏 THE 👏 FUCK 👏 OFF. Also, the American educational system is trash. I applaud this child’s parents for giving her a voice and standing up against bias authority.

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things that make me laugh harder than they should:

gifs made with terrible stationary parts

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“I love the tune of this song but hate the gross lyrics. What should I do?”

“But I like both old and new songs”

“I also like polka?”

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There’s a turtle in my yard laying eggs

This bitch really gonna dump her kids on me and vamoose

I’m not ready to be a single mom

I know shit about reptiles

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when he takes off the sunglasses at the end, like he couldn’t believe what just happened

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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

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from @LegitimatNoodle on twitter

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an old compilation of AI walks from years ago, early 2000

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Disney Princesses + their new outfits in Ralph Breaks the Internet: Wreck-It Ralph 2

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funny story

i failed the first quarter of a class in middle school, so I made a fake report card. i did this every quarter that year. i forgot that they mail home the end-of-year cards, and my mom got it before I could intercept with my fake. She was PISSED - at the school for their error. the teacher also retired that year and had already thrown out his records, so they had to take my mother’s “proof” (the fake ones i made throughout the year) and “correct” the “mistake.” i’ve never told her the truth

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P R E P A R E

TO

W I G G L E

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NAMJOON WAS SO DONE WITH HIMSELF AFTER HE REALISED THAT HE BROKE SOMETHING AGAIN LMAO

cr. (x)

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I told you, no more fighting

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Unrestrained summer fun

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EXTREMELY RARE. Farofa listened. Reblog for the universe to listen to your wishes.