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would you still love me if i was a keysmash?

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what if i was a milkfish and you scruted me?

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making a snowclone with mama

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would you still love me if i was a contextual button prompt?

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What if I was a document shredder and you fed me expired credit cards?

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would you still love me if i was flowing a free unstinted measure?

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"would you still love me if i were describable as an actual headmate"

things that are not at all disorienting to hear from the by-all-appearances-nonsentient snowclone markov-chain in my head: "would you still love me if i was a person?"

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would you still love me if i was a deep winter strawberry?

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would you still love me if i was well positioned to comment?

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semi-autonomous catgirl process

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would you still love me if i was a normal map texture?

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would you still love me if i had the mark of the web?

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Syd Matters' Civilization V

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what if you were a fridge and i ran into you in manner somewhat like a panicked bird

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would you still love me if my voice was a backwards record?

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every inspector is a loam inspector when you loam inspectors

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that would work, but only in a perfectly spherical george