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woke up and turned over and there was a roach next to me.... wtf did we do last night....?
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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
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"kill them with kindness" WRONG. chair attack 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑
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got a major pest problem this year actually


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My friend sent me this with a "this made me think of you."
I feel so seen.
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always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada
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We gotta stop aiming for unique and interesting baby names we gotta start naming every single infant straight-shot middle-of-the-road ass popular common unisex names like Alex and Sam. By the end of 2031 I wanna see 100% of kindergarten children named either Alex or Sam and you know what, let’s make ‘em all Smiths and Johnsons, too. In an age of digital tracking give your baby the gift of total functional anonymity within the panopticon
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NASA released the clearest pictures yet of our neighbours in the solar system







Oh and of course us

Honourable mention

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hi I am spectacularly late this year but I promised Dungeon Meshi valentine's cards and so here they are
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i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably
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