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Safe Spaces

Here is a quote from Press Secretary Sean Spicer classifying yesterday's barring of the press from the White House as Dictatorship 101... “Look, there’s a big difference between a campaign where it is a private venue using private funds and a government entity. I think we have a respect for the press when it comes to the government. That is something you can’t ban an entity from. Conservative, liberal or otherwise, that’s what makes a democracy a democracy versus a dictatorship." - Sean Spicer, December 2016

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Snowflakiest moments from the 2/16 Press Conference

Shooting the messenger? “The leaks are absolutely real. The news is fake because so much of the news is fake.” Category: Safe Spaces

Mission accomplished “We had a very smooth rollout of the travel ban; we had a bad court.” Category: Safe Spaces

I inherited a mess - a MESS “Russia is fake news. Russia – this is fake news put out by the media. The real news is the fact that people, probably from the Obama administration because they’re there, because we have our new people going in place, right now.” Category: Safe Spaces

Not tone-deaf. The least tone-deaf. “And I’ll tell you what else I see. I see tone. You know the word ‘tone’? The tone is such hatred. I’m really not a bad person, by the way. No, but the tone is such – I do get good ratings, you have to admit that – the tone is such hatred.” Category: Triggered

But I won’t because it’s mean “The greatest thing I could do [politically] is shoot that ship that’s 30 miles offshore right out of the water.” Category: Participation Trophy

The Best* *if you don’t count all the better ones NBC reporter Peter Alexander: “You said today that you had the biggest electoral margin since Ronald Reagan – 304, 306 electoral votes. In fact, President Obama got 365 in 2008.” Trump: “Well, I’m talking about Republicans.” Alexander: “President Obama 333, George H.W. Bush 426 when he won. So why should Americans trust…” Trump: “I was given that information, I was just given it. We had a very big margin.” Alexander: “I guess the question is: Why should Americans trust you when you accuse the information they receive as being fake, when you’re providing information that is not accurate?” Trump: “Well, I was given that information. I was, actually, I’ve seen that information around. But it was a very substantial victory. Do you agree with that?” Alexander: “You’re the president.” Category: Safe Spaces

Can you even spell Uranium? “We had Hillary Clinton give Russia 20 percent of the uranium in our country. You know what uranium is, right? This thing called nuclear weapons, and other things. Like, lots of things are done with uranium, including some bad things. Nobody talks about that.” Category: Acting Superior

YOU PEOPLE “I’m not ranting and raving. I’m just telling you you’re dishonest people.” Category: Triggered

Haters can’t see me “I want to find a friendly reporter.” Category: Safe Spaces

Sit down for this truth bomb “OK, sit down. … So here’s the story, folks. Number one, I am the least anti-Semitic person that you’ve ever seen in your entire life. Number two, racism – the least racist person.” Category: Safe Spaces

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Do you even know who my father is?

After an appeals court upheld a federal court's stay of Snowflake's travel ban, POTUS took to Twitter...

SEE YOU IN COURT, THE SECURITY OF OUR NATION IS AT STAKE!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 9, 2017

The Twitterati wasted no time...

"SEE YOU IN COURT" "Ok cool, that is where we work, so it is very convenient for us"

— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) February 10, 2017

“oh no, not court” —judges

— both are equally bad (@caseyjohnston) February 10, 2017

President Trump, after losing in court, says he will see the court. In court.

— Matt Viser (@mviser) February 9, 2017

This reads like he’s addressing a guy named “the security of our nation is at stake" https://t.co/k41zjQhCYZ

— Brett LoGiurato (@BrettLoGiurato) February 10, 2017

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LOSERSAYSWHAT

Reacting to John McCain, Chairman of the Senate Armed Services Committee, stating he couldn't call the Yemen raid "a success," our Snowflake had this to say...

Sen. McCain should not be talking about the success or failure of a mission to the media. Only emboldens the enemy! He's been losing so....

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)

February 9, 2017

...long he doesn't know how to win anymore, just look at the mess our country is in - bogged down in conflict all over the place. Our hero..

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)

February 9, 2017

..Ryan died on a winning mission ( according to General Mattis), not a "failure." Time for the U.S. to get smart and start winning again!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)

February 9, 2017

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Nothing’s fair in daughter lust and war on facts

Today our Snowflake took to Twitter to lambaste Nordstrom for dropping FDOTUS's fashion line, a move Nordstrom says it informed Ivanka of early last month.

My daughter Ivanka has been treated so unfairly by @Nordstrom. She is a great person -- always pushing me to do the right thing! Terrible!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)

February 8, 2017

This story has an even more UNFAIR ending: Nordstrom's stock needed just 4 minutes to recover from the above tweet, extended its rally as Trump's lackeys piled on, and as of this writing, Nordstrom's stock has surged more than 2% and is back over it's 30-day moving average.

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Big boy pants

Leaks from the upper levels of the administration suggest Donald Trump is becoming increasingly perturbed by the perception that Steve Bannon is the administration's puppetmaster. That might explain this tweet...

I call my own shots, largely based on an accumulation of data, and everyone knows it. Some FAKE NEWS media, in order to marginalize, lies!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)

February 6, 2017

...which became an "instant classic" for internet memes

I call my own shots, largely based on an accumulation of data pic.twitter.com/Sp4MglDu4y

— Jonas Grenfeldt (@grenfeldt)

February 7, 2017

I call my own shots, largely based on an accumulation of data, and everyone knows it pic.twitter.com/6bobX7T5V9

— Shawn (@online_shawn)

February 6, 2017

I call my own shots, largely based on an accumulation of data pic.twitter.com/gHyBbfYCAG

— Tom Phillips (@flashboy)

February 6, 2017

I call my own shots, largely based on an accumulation of data pic.twitter.com/unX566vGL8

— David Bennett (@MaynardBasilisk)

February 6, 2017

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Presented without comment.

Any negative polls are fake news, just like the CNN, ABC, NBC polls in the election. Sorry, people want border security and extreme vetting.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 6, 2017

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Apology NOT ACCEPTED, by the way

After being forced to apologize for its bad and inaccurate coverage of me after winning the election, the FAKE NEWS @nytimes is still lost!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)

February 4, 2017

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“Air quotes”

This "so-called" judge with his "so-called" checks and balances

The opinion of this so-called judge, which essentially takes law-enforcement away from our country, is ridiculous and will be overturned!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 4, 2017

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Snowflake awards a participation trophy

Yes, Arnold Schwarzenegger did a really bad job as Governor of California and even worse on the Apprentice...but at least he tried hard!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 3, 2017

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Stupid idiots are stupid

The Democrats are delaying my cabinet picks for purely political reasons. They have nothing going but to obstruct. Now have an Obama A.G.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 31, 2017

Nancy Pelosi and Fake Tears Chuck Schumer held a rally at the steps of The Supreme Court and mic did not work (a mess)-just like Dem party!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 31, 2017

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Sick burns

Where was all the outrage from Democrats and the opposition party (the media) when our jobs were fleeing our country?

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 30, 2017

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Snowflakes love facts

Where'd you get your worldview, the toilet store?

There is nothing nice about searching for terrorists before they can enter our country. This was a big part of my campaign. Study the world!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 30, 2017

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The tears of my enemies

Only 109 people out of 325,000 were detained and held for questioning. Big problems at airports were caused by Delta computer outage,.....

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 30, 2017

protesters and the tears of Senator Schumer. Secretary Kelly said that all is going well with very few problems. MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 30, 2017

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#wrong

The joint statement of former presidential candidates John McCain & Lindsey Graham is wrong - they are sadly weak on immigration. The two...

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 29, 2017

...Senators should focus their energies on ISIS, illegal immigration and border security instead of always looking to start World War III.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 29, 2017

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#sad

The failing @nytimes has been wrong about me from the very beginning. Said I would lose the primaries, then the general election. FAKE NEWS!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)

January 28, 2017

AND ANOTHER THING...

Thr coverage about me in the @nytimes and the @washingtonpost gas been so false and angry that the times actually apologized to its.....

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)

January 28, 2017

...dwindling subscribers and readers.They got me wrong right from the beginning and still have not changed course, and never will. DISHONEST

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)

January 28, 2017

I have the best dignity. Nobody is more dignity than me. Many people are talking about my dignity.

Somebody with aptitude and conviction should buy the FAKE NEWS and failing @nytimes and either run it correctly or let it fold with dignity!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)

January 29, 2017

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FAKE VOTERS TOO

Congratulations to @FoxNews for being number one in inauguration ratings. They were many times higher than FAKE NEWS @CNN - public is smart!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 25, 2017

even, those registered to vote who are dead (and many for a long time). Depending on results, we will strengthen up voting procedures!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 25, 2017