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made this with tears still drying on my face
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arthur: Is something wrong with you?
merlin: Yeah, I've been on a horse all day.
arthur: Is your little bottom sore?
merlin: Yes. It's not as fat as yours.
arthur: *chuckles* You know, you've got a lot of nerve for a wimp.
merlin: I may be a wimp, but at least I'm not a dollop head.
arthur: There's no such word.
merlin: It's idiomatic.
arthur: It's what??
merlin: You need to be more in touch with the people.
arthur: Describe dollop head.
merlin: In two words?
arthur: Yeah.
merlin: Prince arthur.
#actually corrext quotes#this is why I love this show#it’s so stupid#but if anyone insults it I will kill everyone in the room and then myself /ref
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heart - shaped scallion found In pho . reblog for good luck & yummy soup 500000 forwver
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Deleted instagram, we return to the hellsite
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Can we get a fuck you to my partner’s mother? How in the year of our lord 2024, nearly 2025, do we still have people like her?
All I want is to see my partner on new years but no, their mother will not let them leave
#why?#why must we suffer#why must homophobic pieces of shit still exist?#it’s not like we’re asking their mother to let my partner idk sell them all to Satan?#no#we’re literally just saying heyyy you wouldn’t mind if you child left went back to uni a few days early?#how is that hard for that woman to say yes to?#smh#why does long distance have to have moments like this?
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neil gaiman >:(
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