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“you should be the bigger person” absolutely not. i’m cursing his entire bloodline.
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divorce is so funny. like never mind
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If you die first you have to promise to always haunt me
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I mean you've threatened to kill me a bunch of times. You once told me you were gonna drown me in a river like a kangaroo.
[warm laugh of fond reminiscence] I did do that
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shirt that says my childhood drags behind me like a dead body
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🙂
🤨
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Howdy.

> They smile and smile!

Hehe.
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*twirling my hair* yea im always so scared haha. of everything *batting my eylashes*
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they hate me because i'm silly and so intense at the same time
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what shall i be for today silly orr....... scared? *holding them close to my body in turns like outfits*
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actually wizards and scientists aren’t enemies, they kiss on the lips all the time when ur not looking
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ugh sorry for being late i was getting torn asunder
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i’m not like other girls. i don’t die when i’m killed
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