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i put a message in my work group chat because im illnessing. and my coworker sent me the AI gen summary he received

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me, my mouth full of tic-tacs: fuck off (sound of tic-tacs scattering on the floor)

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wizard: i have trapped you in a time loop >:)

me, loves routines: oh darn whatever shall i do

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[id: screenshot of a tumblr dm from a friend of mine, cropped to hide the name. it says “just realized after scrolling thru ur whole blog that ur undescribed tag is actually referencing image descriptions and not just a vague term for anything that makes you feel an undescribed emotion”. /end id]

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Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?

The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -

Enchantress:

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hey, don't cry. marbled polecat, ok?

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I have a chronic tendency to try making animations that I'm ultimately not happy with but still won't let go before I've deemed it "ready" so I need to actively force myself to stop tweaking with the damn thing.

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words from amsterdam by daughter

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during the work day my rage metre builds up, allowing me to unleash a powerful & ill advised special attack around 4pm

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HE TOOK MY COMPUTER CHARGER

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i think trans people need more fun stereotypes. so many groups get at least one that is like, offensive but also kinda baffling, like "gays walk fast" or "germans are obsessed with efficiency." all we get are like "evil sex predator" shit

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children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream

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The majority of people are horny. People are always going to be horny. You cannot stop people from being horny. Throughout history there have been extensive attempts to suppress horniness and they haven’t worked. You can be mad about it all you want but horniness will prevail against any adversity. There will always be an aspect of horniness within society. Sexuality cannot be contained by having missionary sex with your spouse alone in the privacy of a dark bedroom.